Ladywriter - Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:36 pm
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drinks are on the house tonight kiddies so what are ya havin
Khellendross - Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:37 pm
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what ya got?
Sledgstone - Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:48 pm
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*drinks non-alcoholic beverage and sulks in the corner*
Khellendross - Fri Sep 19, 2003 7:50 pm
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*sneaks sledge a bottle of NyQuill* ^_~
Vyper - Fri Sep 19, 2003 9:16 pm
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Meh..
*rolls keg of beer into the corner of the room and starts drinking from the spigot*
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:26 pm
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wow...vyper thinks he can fly in the air....and can pick a fight with the chinese mafia...that beer is good...give me some
Hampstergeddon - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:30 pm
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Beverage Jockey! I require Milk!
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:31 pm
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*spikes the milk*
have fun
Hampstergeddon - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:35 pm
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This milk is foul! And not the flying kind! Prepare yourself for tonight you dine in HELL!!!!
or not.
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:39 pm
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i'll dine in my own fantsy world....
*spins around*
whoa...i can make this hotdog make cheese..
*is soo wasted*
Vyper - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:41 pm
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I are l337 M4@74 DJ Vypah 33 yahhhh haha
-pukes all over the place-
-takes another swig from the keg-
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:43 pm
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wow...i didn't know turn tables make great drink shakers..
Hampstergeddon - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:44 pm
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cheese dog you say?
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:46 pm
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did u know that u have this big fish on your head?
*talking to a coat rack*
Hampstergeddon - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:49 pm
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*walks up to coatrack*
Excuse me miss, I'll handle this.
*hopes someone else has seen top gun*
dark_templer_102 - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:51 pm
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exuse me *not drunk*
i'm a guy
no seriously
ya
Hampstergeddon - Fri Sep 19, 2003 10:55 pm
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not you. you boob.
Vyper - Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:47 pm
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*keg is half empty*
*does yoga nekkid on table*
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 20, 2003 12:07 am
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I want... Vanilla Pepsi
Azrael - Sat Sep 20, 2003 1:07 am
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*tries to get rid of the remaining beer as fast as possible so Vyper doesn't poison himself*
Ulterior motives? Nah.
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:47 am
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*watches all the drunkeness* Well now thats just a sad sight don't ya think Bill. *is talking to an imaginary pink elephant who just so happens to be named Bill*
Vyper - Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:08 am
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*starts biting Strider viciously until he gets away from the keg*
*drinks another 1/4 of it*
*starts making floor angels on the floor*
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:12 am
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Pretty floor angels Vyp o.O
Khellendross - Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:34 am
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*sits at the bar calmly drinking and talking with lady*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 20, 2003 3:46 pm
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*stares at his now bleeding arm* Hmmm well now how did that happen. *looks at Vyp with blood on his lips* Hmmm I wonder. Bill who did this to me? Hmmm so you say its Vyp. Nah it can't be. *gets into a deeper convo with Bill the imaginary pink elephant*
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 20, 2003 4:12 pm
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*talks to the wall for hours*
whoa....this stuff called 'Mary Jane' really his the spot
Vyper - Sat Sep 20, 2003 5:44 pm
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*police come arrest DT*
*keg is empty*
*jumps over bar and walks away with red wine under one arm and white wine in the other arm*
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 20, 2003 7:50 pm
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u guys like just like my girlfriend
*gives some MJ to cops* i know u'll like it
*Shatters red wine on vyps head*
*asks lady*
nice bottle opener, where did ya get it?
Kiki - Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:05 pm
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oh oh oh!! I want a pink lemonade!!
Vyper - Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:14 pm
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*scratches head where he was hit by bottle*
*picks DT up at the collar from behind and throws him at the dispenser array*
*alcohol gets all over DT*
*pulls out BMW Zippo lighter and turns DT into inferno*
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 20, 2003 8:42 pm
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*goes into drunken mater mode*
GAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*kick ass out of vyper with super shalion stances and moves*
not to mention u have achoal on yourself....and everywhere on the floor
oh $^@$%@
Azrael - Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:39 pm
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*steals DT's bud so cops don't find it*
I'm just full of altruistm today.
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:45 pm
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i need to insert that 'messed up puppets' thing here...it shows seame street all high and stuff
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 20, 2003 10:58 pm
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@
dt
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 20, 2003 11:03 pm
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its somewhere at funnyjunk....here it is
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/beak.htm
Aroura - Mon Sep 22, 2003 10:46 am
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*watches the drunks and orders a virgin strawberry dackery*
Strider Hiryu - Mon Sep 22, 2003 3:58 pm
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*continues his convo with Bill while watching the drunkeness*
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:58 pm
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*walks in*
*looks around*
'Only 5 days late! I'm getting better!'
*leaves*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:03 pm
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*opens fresh booze*
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:04 pm
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soo, how about that milk good lookin?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:07 pm
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moo baby, moo
Kaede - Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:32 pm
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| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
| soo, how about that milk good lookin? |
What's this called?
Dulce de leche.
Dulce de leche? It's milk and...
B-barcardi.
You know, this could be a great way to get kinds to drink their milk!
minutes later...
Well if I were a bell, I'd go ding dong ding dong too!
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