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AC Awards 2003 archive - Pre-Awards

Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:01 am
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*the red carpet has been laid out and it leads into the entrance of the AC grand hall*
*a crowd of fans and media have gathered at the entrance waiting for the members of AC to arrive for the awards*

*a large stretch limosene pulls up*
*lady n sledge gracefully exit the limo, greet the cameras with smilies and proceed to the entrance stopping occasionnally to talk to reporters and avoiding joan rivers at all costs*

happy.gif happy.gif

joan rivers side note - lady is looking fabulous tonight in a low cut extravigant Armani black evening dress with a slit that shows leg all the way up to the thigh. only a woman of extreme beauty can make it in such a dress as this, and she looks amazing. sledge is looking pretty good in his matching attire Armani suit. a very impressive couple we have here.
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:11 am
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i never won anyting -.- xd.gif but still ya....
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:15 am
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dark_templer_102 wrote:
i never won anyting -.- xd.gif but still ya....


make your entrance. ppl are taking pictures and the media is restless. icon7.gif
Akira13 - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:47 am
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*Walks in*. Hey guys, whats up?
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:53 am
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joan rivers update - DT has shown up at the awards wearing an expensive jersey, bandana & an expensive looking pair of slacks and is currently talking to the media about his lack of winning anything before the awards have even began! and as for akira, he seems to have made an entrance so simple yet sofisticated that he simply greeted the entire media with a single phrase. akira is wearing a nice pair of khakis and an attractive polo shirt.
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:30 am
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As usual my dress is hella casual. My 'Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend' (since my new shirts haven't come in) and jeans o.O I guess I should point out my shoes which are Vans ^_^ I can't beleive I was actually nominated for anything blink.gif especially worst font color icon7.gif
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:18 pm
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joan rivers update - Vyper has shown up in an unprecedented costume - nothing but his boxers! The press is astounded, and he seems to be completely incoherent as well as blind drunk. He is approaching the awards hall, stumbling.. what's this? He has taken another reporters microphone and has just bitten a large chunk out of the foam cover!
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:41 pm
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joan rivers update - A large H2 white strech limo has just pulled up, this thing is enormous! oh oh! Its DX!

*DX steps out of the Limo dressed in a flashy white tux, sporting oakley wire frames, and begins to walk down the carpet. He stops, signs a few autographs and does a couple of poses for photo ops, secruity pushes joan rivers back keeping her away from DX as he enters the building*

Joan Rivers: egotisical bastard sweatdrop2.gif
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:02 pm
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*doesnt have a ride to award show*
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:25 pm
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Hampstergeddon wrote:
*doesnt have a ride to award show*


*sends a taxi to hammy's house to pick him up*

joan rivers update - i just overheard that someone sent a cab to pick up hamstergeddon, rumor is that he is too hungover to drive himself here today. vyper & hamtaro, as AC members have been known to call him, are going to be the ones to watch out for tonight.
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:33 pm
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*arrives in jeans, converse, read flannel-ish short sleaved shirt, navy blue pinstriped suit coat with sleaves rolled up to elbows*


ayyeee!
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:56 pm
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joan rivers update - hammys intro to the AC awards was simply breathtaking. it takes a special kind of man to pull off such a nice entrance from the door of a taxi. kudos to you hammy, kudos.

hey melissa, get me some more vodka for my water bottle... no, not that cheap sh*t! oh crap i left this microphone on again.

Saiel - Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:27 pm
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*steps out of penguin-shaped carriage in pajamas*

I overslept. X_x
*stumbles towards DX and grabs arm*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:10 pm
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*steps out of a dimensional rift that formed on the sidewalk*

Yes yes thats right. I am here. Now onto the show.

*walks off toward the entrance answering questions every now and then and flashing off his Cypher to the crowd*
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:11 pm
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*looks at watch* oh man!

*pops a pill*

that was a close one!


*talks to reporters about extremely his successful webcomic, and answers questions as to why he's so sexy*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:04 pm
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Joan Rivers update -- it seems Vyper has begun humping random people's legs.. whats this? AAGHHH!!! It seems Vyper has begun humping Jo-Joan Rive-Rivers!!
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:09 pm
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*gets the tazers*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:13 pm
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Joan Rivers update -- it seems Vyper has stopped with the humping upon seeing Saiel's penguin carriage.. he has now broke for the penguin carriage. Oh, wait, he tripped. No, he's getting up.. he began running once again.. oh-ope, no, he fell down again. He's getting up again.. yes, he has just jumped into the Penguin Carriage, which was previously leaving. It appears the driver has ran out of the vehicle. Vyper is nowhere to be seen - he appears to be within the carriage.
Noin - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:30 pm
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*walks out of a convertible*
mmm.. hello everyone! icon10.gif i'm just adoring this japanese pop princess outfit of mine
*giggles and waves to the crowd*

Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:33 pm
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Oh ya!!!! *runs back to carmie* My I? *offers his arm to carmie* ^_~
Noin - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:39 pm
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ooh, hey there monkster! *gladly takes his arm* you're such a gentleman happy.gif
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:44 pm
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howwwwwwwwwww cuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeee happy.gif
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:46 pm
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*takes carmie's arm and begins to walk down red carpet while waving at the crowd and whatnot* how long is this red carpet O_o
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:48 pm
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2.3 miles. its a big castle. icon_razz.gif

j/k, its only 123 feet and 4 inches. ^_^
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:50 pm
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gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!

*grabs vyper by the arm*

come one biznatch, youre comin with me
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:51 pm
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We should make it mandatory to come in as couples now xd.gif
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:55 pm
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Hampstergeddon wrote:
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!

*grabs vyper by the arm*

come one biznatch, youre comin with me


Joan Rivers update -- it seems in all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm, making the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the penguin carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick armor plates have emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is now standing up and it is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god! It just stepped on DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards hall! Oooh, there goes a gaggle of paparazzi! Splat! Hehe!
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:01 pm
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*mischievous snicker*

*pops off half gnawed prosthetic arm, ala johnny depp*

* triple thumbs up to cameras*
Saiel - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:11 pm
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Vyper wrote:
Hampstergeddon wrote:
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!

*grabs vyper by the arm*

come one biznatch, youre comin with me


Joan Rivers update -- it seems in all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm, making the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the penguin carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick armor plates have emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is now standing up and it is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god! It just stepped on DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards hall! Oooh, there goes a gaggle of paparazzi! Splat! Hehe!


You stepped on my escort. =\

*pulls Johnny Depp out of bag and continues up the carpet*
Khellendross - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:11 pm
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*pulls up in his sleek silver Mosler MT900, gets out and heads towards the door*
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:15 pm
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*looks at watch*
BIG-W!!!

*Big-W rises from the ground destroying the area where joan rivers is standing.. joan rivers is now sitting on Big-W's shoulder*

*attacks armor penguin with the Big-W power punch, blasting a hole right into its top*
*watches as the bomb of Big Wheel concentrate liquid flame explodes in the cockpit of the armor penguin*

joan rivers update - oh jesus! melissa! more vodka! and isn't this Big-X's intro scene? DX must still be at work and missed his que.. *shakes head* what a world.
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:16 pm
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oh, we can go inside? das gut!


*walks inside*

*wishes he had a date. damn*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:17 pm
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I'm ready for anything.... I have a clutch purse
xd.gif
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:18 pm
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Hampstergeddon wrote:
oh, we can go inside? das gut!


*walks inside*

*wishes he had a date. damn*


heres your date!
*gives hammy a christina aguillera blow up doll*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:21 pm
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DAHAHAHAHA!!! PH33R M4H L337 DRUNX0R P41N 7013R4NC3!!!!

*penguin spreads out wings and shoots projectiles of AXE at Big W Metal Gear Ray style*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:26 pm
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Right. I'm beginning to wonder why I even showed up. Ohwell.

*stands there and watches the carnage take place*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:29 pm
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Dahaha, and Sledge thought there was nothing more obnoxious smelling than Big Wheel.

*projectiles shoot through Big W cockpit and sprays AXE everywhere inside*

*several bounce off Big W and explode some 50 feet above the crowd, permeating the air below*
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:30 pm
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*rushes into the meeting*

'damn, i think im late-'

*trip* *blat*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:30 pm
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at least its not FUCK...errmmm i mean FCUK
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:32 pm
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*talks to blowup doll* heyyyy babycakes, how YOu doin?
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:34 pm
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Hehe, Lady, that's the next helping. But first..

*shoots Penguin Lazer Eyez at Big W*

*cologne begins rapidly draining out of Big Wheel onto the crowd*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:39 pm
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*smells like big wheel* Ah man. Now I have to go get clean or somthing cause this smell is gonna kill me.
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:39 pm
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*Big-W & armor penguin battle off into the distance ala award show topic*

icon_razz.gif
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:48 pm
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its on
sweatdrop.gif
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:07 pm
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Vyper wrote:
Hampstergeddon wrote:
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!

*grabs vyper by the arm*

come one biznatch, youre comin with me


Joan Rivers update -- it seems in all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm, making the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the penguin carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick armor plates have emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is now standing up and it is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god! It just stepped on DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards hall! Oooh, there goes a gaggle of paparazzi! Splat! Hehe!


*Big X busts out of the ground were DX appeared to be stepped on, and crushes it like a tin can right in the middle of the building*

*song insues BIG X BIG X-BIG X BIG XXXXX doooooooo dodododo*

xd.gif
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:08 pm
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Um, too late DX xd.gif
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:10 pm
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*goes back in time and makes bets on who will win the first three awards . . .*
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:10 pm
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its never too late icon7.gif
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:28 pm
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why dont someone lock this topic?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:15 pm
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cuz im fillin the pool with orange jell-o
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:16 pm
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orange? Greeeeeeeen!
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:17 pm
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no... green is in the hot tub *points*
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:18 pm
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RAINBOWWWWW FROOOOOOOOTSTRIEPZ?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:22 pm
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u ask for so much sweatdrop2.gif
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:26 pm
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xd.gif

Body Paint! happy.gif happy.gif happy.gif
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:31 pm
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all i have is the edibale shit that makes yer skin hot meh.gif
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:34 pm
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.......................
would this 'edible' stuff happen to be fine meats and cheeses?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:35 pm
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no, friuty stuff mostly... and chocolate
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:38 pm
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there ya have it! there's yer frootstreipz! icon21.gif icon21.gif icon21.gif ^_^
Chinaman is satisfied now ^_^ (well...except for the fine meats and cheeses thing) icon_razz.gif
Aroura - Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:00 pm
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*creeps in late and hopefully unnoticed*...
Kaede - Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:43 pm
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*enters in discreetly*
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