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AC Awards 2003
archive - Pre-Awards
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:01 am Post subject: Pre-Awards
*the red carpet has been laid out and it leads into the entrance of the AC
grand hall* *a crowd of fans and media have gathered at the entrance waiting
for the members of AC to arrive for the awards*
*a large stretch
limosene pulls up* *lady n sledge gracefully exit the limo, greet the
cameras with smilies and proceed to the entrance stopping occasionnally to talk
to reporters and avoiding joan rivers at all costs*
joan rivers side note - lady is
looking fabulous tonight in a low cut extravigant Armani black evening dress
with a slit that shows leg all the way up to the thigh. only a woman of extreme
beauty can make it in such a dress as this, and she looks amazing. sledge is
looking pretty good in his matching attire Armani suit. a very impressive couple
we have here.
dark_templer_102 - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:11 am Post subject:
i never won anyting -.- but still ya....
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:15 am Post subject:
| dark_templer_102 wrote: |
i never won anyting -.- but still
ya.... |
make your entrance.
ppl are taking pictures and the media is restless.
Akira13 - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:47 am Post subject:
*Walks in*. Hey guys, whats up?
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 10:53 am Post subject:
joan rivers update - DT has
shown up at the awards wearing an expensive jersey, bandana & an expensive
looking pair of slacks and is currently talking to the media about his lack of
winning anything before the awards have even began! and as for akira, he seems
to have made an entrance so simple yet sofisticated that he simply greeted the
entire media with a single phrase. akira is wearing a nice pair of khakis and an
attractive polo shirt.
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 11:30 am Post subject:
As
usual my dress is hella casual. My 'Looking for a Japanese Girlfriend' (since my
new shirts haven't come in) and jeans o.O I guess I should point out my shoes
which are Vans ^_^ I can't beleive I was actually nominated for anything especially worst font color
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 12:18 pm Post subject:
joan rivers update - Vyper has
shown up in an unprecedented costume - nothing but his boxers! The press is
astounded, and he seems to be completely incoherent as well as blind drunk. He
is approaching the awards hall, stumbling.. what's this? He has taken another
reporters microphone and has just bitten a large chunk out of the foam
cover!
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 1:41 pm Post subject:
joan rivers update - A large H2 white strech limo has just pulled up, this thing
is enormous! oh oh! Its DX!
*DX steps out of the Limo dressed in a
flashy white tux, sporting oakley wire frames, and begins to walk down the
carpet. He stops, signs a few autographs and does a couple of poses for photo
ops, secruity pushes joan rivers back keeping her away from DX as he enters the
building*
Joan Rivers: egotisical bastard
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:02 pm Post subject:
*doesnt have a ride to award show*
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:25 pm Post subject:
| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
| *doesnt have a ride to award
show* |
*sends a taxi to
hammy's house to pick him up*
joan rivers update - i just
overheard that someone sent a cab to pick up hamstergeddon, rumor is that he is
too hungover to drive himself here today. vyper & hamtaro, as AC members
have been known to call him, are going to be the ones to watch out for
tonight.
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:33 pm Post subject:
*arrives in jeans, converse, read flannel-ish short sleaved shirt, navy blue
pinstriped suit coat with sleaves rolled up to elbows*
ayyeee!
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 2:56 pm Post subject:
joan rivers update - hammys
intro to the AC awards was simply breathtaking. it takes a special kind of man
to pull off such a nice entrance from the door of a taxi. kudos to you hammy,
kudos.
hey melissa, get me some more vodka for my water bottle... no,
not that cheap sh*t! oh crap i left this microphone on again.
Saiel - Sat Sep 27, 2003 3:27 pm Post subject:
*steps out of penguin-shaped carriage in pajamas*
I overslept. X_x
*stumbles towards DX and grabs arm*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:10 pm Post subject:
*steps out of a dimensional rift that formed on the sidewalk*
Yes yes
thats right. I am here. Now onto the show.
*walks off toward the
entrance answering questions every now and then and flashing off his Cypher to
the crowd*
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:11 pm Post subject:
*looks at watch* oh man!
*pops a pill*
that was a close one!
*talks to reporters about extremely his successful webcomic, and
answers questions as to why he's so sexy*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:04 pm Post subject:
Joan Rivers update -- it seems
Vyper has begun humping random people's legs.. whats this? AAGHHH!!! It seems
Vyper has begun humping Jo-Joan Rive-Rivers!!
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:09 pm Post subject:
*gets the tazers*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 5:13 pm Post subject:
Joan Rivers update -- it seems
Vyper has stopped with the humping upon seeing Saiel's penguin carriage.. he has
now broke for the penguin carriage. Oh, wait, he tripped. No, he's getting up..
he began running once again.. oh-ope, no, he fell down again. He's getting up
again.. yes, he has just jumped into the Penguin Carriage, which was previously
leaving. It appears the driver has ran out of the vehicle. Vyper is nowhere to
be seen - he appears to be within the carriage.
Noin - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:30 pm Post subject:
*walks out of a convertible* mmm.. hello everyone! i'm just adoring
this japanese pop princess outfit of mine *giggles and waves to the
crowd*
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:33 pm Post subject:
Oh
ya!!!! *runs back to carmie* My I? *offers his arm to carmie* ^_~
Noin - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:39 pm Post subject:
ooh,
hey there monkster! *gladly takes his arm* you're such a gentleman
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:44 pm Post subject:
howwwwwwwwwww cuuuuuuuuuuuuuteeeeeeeeeee
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:46 pm Post subject:
*takes carmie's arm and begins to
walk down red carpet while waving at the crowd and whatnot* how long is this red
carpet O_o
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:48 pm Post subject:
2.3 miles. its a big castle.
j/k, its only 123 feet
and 4 inches. ^_^
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:50 pm Post subject:
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!
*grabs vyper by the
arm*
come one biznatch, youre comin with me
Lightning_Baron - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:51 pm Post subject:
We
should make it mandatory to come in as couples now
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:55 pm Post subject:
| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!
*grabs vyper by the arm*
come one biznatch, youre comin
with me |
Joan Rivers update -- it seems in
all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm, making
the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the penguin
carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick armor plates have
emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is now standing up and it
is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god! It just stepped on
DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards hall! Oooh, there goes a
gaggle of paparazzi! Splat! Hehe!
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:01 pm Post subject:
*mischievous snicker*
*pops off half gnawed prosthetic arm, ala johnny
depp*
* triple thumbs up to cameras*
Saiel - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:11 pm Post subject:
| Vyper wrote: |
| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!
*grabs vyper by the arm*
come one biznatch, youre
comin with me |
Joan Rivers update -- it seems
in all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm,
making the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the
penguin carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick
armor plates have emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is
now standing up and it is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god!
It just stepped on DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards
hall! Oooh, there goes a gaggle of paparazzi! Splat!
Hehe! |
You
stepped on my escort. =\
*pulls Johnny Depp out of bag and continues up
the carpet*
Khellendross - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:11 pm Post subject:
*pulls up in his sleek silver Mosler MT900, gets out and heads towards the door*
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:15 pm Post subject:
*looks at watch* BIG-W!!!
*Big-W rises from the ground destroying
the area where joan rivers is standing.. joan rivers is now sitting on Big-W's
shoulder*
*attacks armor penguin with the Big-W power punch, blasting a
hole right into its top* *watches as the bomb of Big Wheel concentrate
liquid flame explodes in the cockpit of the armor penguin*
joan rivers update - oh jesus!
melissa! more vodka! and isn't this Big-X's intro scene? DX must still be at
work and missed his que.. *shakes head* what a world.
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:16 pm Post subject:
oh, we can go inside? das gut!
*walks inside*
*wishes he had
a date. damn*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:17 pm Post subject:
I'm ready for anything.... I have a clutch purse
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:18 pm Post subject:
| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
oh, we can go inside? das gut!
*walks inside*
*wishes he had a date. damn* |
heres your date! *gives hammy a christina aguillera
blow up doll*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:21 pm Post subject:
DAHAHAHAHA!!! PH33R M4H L337 DRUNX0R P41N 7013R4NC3!!!!
*penguin spreads
out wings and shoots projectiles of AXE at Big W Metal Gear Ray style*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:26 pm Post subject:
Right. I'm beginning to wonder why I even showed up. Ohwell.
*stands
there and watches the carnage take place*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:29 pm Post subject:
Dahaha, and Sledge thought there was nothing more obnoxious smelling than Big
Wheel.
*projectiles shoot through Big W cockpit and sprays AXE
everywhere inside*
*several bounce off Big W and explode some 50 feet
above the crowd, permeating the air below*
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:30 pm Post subject:
*rushes into the meeting*
'damn, i think im late-'
*trip* *blat*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:30 pm Post subject:
at least its not FUCK...errmmm i mean FCUK
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject:
*talks to blowup doll* heyyyy babycakes, how YOu doin?
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject:
Hehe, Lady, that's the next helping. But first..
*shoots Penguin Lazer
Eyez at Big W*
*cologne begins rapidly draining out of Big Wheel onto
the crowd*
Strider Hiryu - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject:
*smells like big wheel* Ah man. Now I have to go get clean or somthing cause
this smell is gonna kill me.
Sledgstone - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:39 pm Post subject:
*Big-W & armor penguin battle off into the distance ala award show topic*
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 7:48 pm Post subject:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its on
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:07 pm Post subject:
| Vyper wrote: |
| Hampstergeddon wrote: |
gasp! theyre a shoe in for cutest couple for sure!
*grabs vyper by the arm*
come one biznatch, youre
comin with me |
Joan Rivers update -- it seems
in all of two seconds, Vyper has managed to gnaw off Hampstergeddon's arm,
making the first injury of the awards. He has now jumped back into the
penguin carriage. What's this? It seems from within the penguin thick
armor plates have emerged and covered it. Its eye just lit up red. It is
now standing up and it is.. it is trudging through the crowd! Oh my god!
It just stepped on DeathscytheX! And now its moving towards the awards
hall! Oooh, there goes a gaggle of paparazzi! Splat!
Hehe! |
*Big X
busts out of the ground were DX appeared to be stepped on, and crushes it like a
tin can right in the middle of the building*
*song insues BIG X BIG
X-BIG X BIG XXXXX doooooooo dodododo*
Vyper - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:08 pm Post subject:
Um, too late DX
Hampstergeddon - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject:
*goes back in time and makes bets on who will win the first three awards . . .*
DeathscytheX - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject:
its never too late
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 8:28 pm Post subject:
why dont someone lock this topic?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:15 pm Post subject:
cuz im fillin the pool with orange jell-o
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:16 pm Post subject:
orange? Greeeeeeeen!
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:17 pm Post subject:
no... green is in the hot tub *points*
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:18 pm Post subject:
RAINBOWWWWW FROOOOOOOOTSTRIEPZ?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:22 pm Post subject:
u ask for so much
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:26 pm Post subject:
Body Paint!
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:31 pm Post subject:
all i have is the edibale shit that makes yer skin hot
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:34 pm Post subject:
....................... would this 'edible' stuff happen to be fine meats
and cheeses?
Ladywriter - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:35 pm Post subject:
no, friuty stuff mostly... and chocolate
cfioncn - Sat Sep 27, 2003 9:38 pm Post subject:
there ya have it! there's yer frootstreipz! ^_^ Chinaman is satisfied now
^_^ (well...except for the fine meats and cheeses thing)
Aroura - Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:00 pm Post subject:
*creeps in late and
hopefully unnoticed*...
Kaede - Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:43 pm Post subject:
*enters in discreetly*
End of Topic.
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