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Fandom 2002 Archive
- Fandomonium entry - FFVII vs. Sugar Peep!
Trowa - 24 Oct 2002 07:52 pm
Post subject: Fandomonium entry -
FFVII vs. Sugar Peep!
*starts laughing* I am
so proud of this story! It's hilarious! Only read this if you understand the
concept of Final Fantasy VII, or if you're bored. And if you read it and aren't
familiar with FFVII, don't come complaining because you don't get it. This was a
really quick fic I wrote for a freind, Michelle Warner. Enjoy! *by the way... I
put a * by my most favourite and memorable line... ^_^*
Oh, the horror!
The sheer madness of it!! Oh, sorry. I didn't see you there. Well, it seems that
one of Michelle Warner's SugarPeepsİ found its way to the world of Final Fantasy
VII. And needless to say, they don't know what a SugarPeep is. Wait a minute!
YOU don't even know what a SugarPeep is! My mistake... A SugarPeep is a creature
made of a marshmallow-like substance called mallow. It resembles a small
Gryphon, but it's not all soft featured. Each fiber on every feather is
perfectly detailed. By nature, a SugarPeep is childish and fun loving. Also by
nature, they nest on top of the heads of other animals. The problem with them is
how they reproduce... Now, if a SugarPeep loses a piece of their body, that
piece regenerates AND the part that was removed becomes a new SugarPeep. The
worst part is: If a SugarPeep is submerged, it dissolves. Well, enough of my
blabber, on with the story!!
Cid: Well, everything is calm again...
Cloud: Finally, some peace. Isn't it wonderful?
Tifa: *staring dreamily
at Cloud* Yeah... So beautiful... 
Aeris: Hey! Back off of Cloud, Tifa!!
All: AERIS?!
Aeris:
In the flesh! ^_^\//
Sephiroth: %$#@!! I mean, welcome back!
Cloud:
But... How?
Aeris: Holy
All: Ohhh...
Tifa: Wonderful... >.<;;
Cait Sith: I'm glad you're back!
Yuffie: Me too!
Cloud: Me four! I
mean... Three! 
Tifa: Shall we review the number tables again?
Cloud: No
thanks...
Red: Welcome back, Aeris!
Aeris: So, Cloud... When are you
going to collect on your :love:payment:love:??
Cloud: Uhh... Well,
actually... Umm...
Voice: Meepu!
Barret: What the $%&@ was that?!
Voice: Meepu! Meepu Meepu!
*Everyone turns around to see*
Cloud:
What is that?
Tifa: It's kinda... cute... in a way...
Yuffie: It looks a
little like a... Gryphon...
Red: It smells funny... Like it's been soaked in
marshmallows...
Vincent: It's not any creature from around here, that's for
sure...
Cait Sith: It's... pink...
Cid: Odd...
Barrett: *like he had
a sudden epiphany* It's a screw duck!! *
Creature: Meepu?
*Silence*
Aeris: AWW!! How cute!! *runs up to the creature and picks it up, snuggling
it* Ooh, you're so cuddly! What's your name, cutie?
SugarPeep: Meepu!
Aeris: *giggles* You're so cute! I'll call you... Meepers! Do you like that
name?
SugarPeep: ^_^ Meepu! *jumps on Aeris' head and gets comfortable*
Meepu!
Aeris: Is that so? *giggles*
Meepers: Meepu! ^_^
Aeris:
*giggling*
Cloud: I don't know... I don't like that thing...
Barrett:
That thing is &%$#@ up....
Meepers: Meepu?
Cid: I get a bad feeling
from that thing...
Red: That thing smells funny... not right...
Vincent:
That thing isn't from this planet, let alone this area...
Aeris: *sounding
hurt* It's not a thing! It's a she!
Meepers: *defiantly* Meepu!
All: How
do you know?!
Aeris: *giggles* I'm a girl... I know these things....
Cloud: I see... I still don't like it...
Meepers: Meepu! *gets up and
jumps on Cloud's face, clawing and biting*
Cloud: Gahh! Stupid little rat!
*pulls the SugarPeep off of his face and throws it to the ground, but it gets
back up and assume battle stance, all fours sprawled out and feathers ruffled,
wings spread*
Meepers: Meeeepu!
Cloud: That's it... *takes out his
Buster Sword*
Aeris: NO! DON'T! *eyes get watery* Please! Don't hurt her,
Cloud!
Cloud: *hesitates long enough for Meepers to jump at him again* Gah!
*slashes at it out of instinct, but misses as the SugarPeep lands behind him and
slashes a long deep cut down his back*
Aeris: Stop!
Cloud: That's it...
This thing has to go. *slices the SugarPeep in half, revealing that it's insides
are indeed made of marshmallow*
Aeris: No! *goes over to the cleaved Meepers
and cries as she hugs its remains* Why?! Why did you have to kill her, Cloud?! *
suddenly stops crying as the SugarPeep starts moving. She puts it down as she
watches in amazement*
*The pieces of the SugarPeep start to form a new
SugarPeep each*
Aeris: Yay! Now I have two cute Meepers! Meepers and
Peepers!
Cloud: Oh, no you don't. These things have to go. They've caused
enough trouble already. And it just so happens that I'm royally pissed off...
*starts to charge up his OmniSlash Limit Break*
Aeris: *all teary* Please...
Don't...
Cloud: Aeris... Move.
*Aeris sniffles as she sets the
SugarPeeps down and backs away, leaving Meepers and Peepers standing on the
ground confused. Before they can run back to Aeris, Cloud does his OmniSlash and
chops them into 32 pieces*
Aeris: *sniffles* Bye Meepers... Bye Peepers...
*Then, the pieces all turn into new SugarPeeps!!!*
All 32 SugarPeeps:
MEEPU!!
Cloud: Oh GOD no!!
Aeris: *squeals with utter joy*^__^ YAY!! Now
I can give you all real cute names!!!
Yuffie: Aeris... Come here for a
second.
Aeris: *goes over to Yuffie* Yes, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Thank you.
*summons Leviathan on the 32 SugarPeeps. They dissolve*
Aeris: No!! *cries
again* And I had all 32 names picked out too! *bawls*
Cloud: Thank you,
Yuffie...
Yuffie: ^_^ You're welcome, Cloud.
Barrett: The sick thing is, you can see all the remnants of them
things... It made the ground pink right over there.
Cloud: Yeah, well they
don't have anything to regenerate with, so I'm not worried. Let's all go to the
Golden Saucer!
All but Aeris who is still sad: Yay!!
*Everyone starts
walking away, but Aeris turns back. Everyone gets in front of her to block her
way back to the Peep Graveyard*
Cloud: Come on Aeris. They're gone. Let's
get going!!
Aeris: *eyes widen and a huge open mouth smile spreads on her
face as she gasps*
Cloud: No. No way. It can't be. It's impossible!!!
A
multitude of high voices: Meeepuu!!
*Everyone else turns around to see an
entire square mile of SugarPeeps, all jumping and Meepu! -ing*
Cloud: It's a
nightmare... They can't die!!!
Cid: They're perfect soldiers. They keep
coming back, no matter what you do to them...
Aeris: *in the billions of SugarPeeps, enjoying herself more than is
comprehensible* No! They're cute and cuddly - pets and playthings, not
warriors!!
Barrett: What the &%$@?! How the %&$# do those %#$@&
things regenerate like that?! &#%$&!!!
Vincent: They're made of
mallow... Every piece that is removed becomes a new Peep... right down to the
very molecule... Water, Gravity, Earth, Ice, or any normal attacking won't
affect it... We need to use the one thing that will get rid of them
completely...
Cloud: We need decimation....
Barrett: We need
annihilation....
Cid: We need complete eradication....
Cait Sith: We
need total disintegration....
Tifa: We need obliteration....
Aeris:
Huggles for all the Meepers and Peepers and Beepers! ^__^*all of the SugarPeeps
rush to be huggled by Aeris*
Red: We need incineration... We need the power
of Fire...
*All look to Red*
Aeris: No! Don't hurt my Meeperses!!
Cloud: Red, do it.
Red: Cloud... Aeris is in the way...
Cloud:
Aeris... Come here.
Aeris: No!! My Meeperses!!
Cloud: Now.
Aeris:
*starts to sniffle and cry* Bye-bye Meeperses... *walks over to Cloud*
Cloud: Alright Red. Do it.
Red: Alright. HELLFIRE!!
*Red summons
Ifrit, who decimates all of the peeps, leaving not a single molecule to
regenerate from*
Cloud: Finally... We can go to Golden Saucer...
All(including Aeris this time): Yay!!
**AT THE GOLDEN SAUCER**
Cloud: I'm glad you're over the whole SugarPeep thing...
Aeris: Aw, no
biggie. Come on! Let's go take a tour of the Golden Saucer!
Cloud: Sure. Why
not?
*They go into the car and are soon above the Golden Saucer looking at
all of the neat things*
A small, barely audible voice: Meepu?
Cloud:
What was that?
Aeris: *blushing and trying to keep a straight honest face*
What was what?
Cloud: I thought I heard a-
The small voice: Meepu!
Cloud: Oh no... Please...
Aeris: They were just so cute... *opens her bag/purse thing and out jumps the
SugarPeep* Meet the original Meepers!
Meepers: *jumps on Aeris' head* ^_^
Meepu!!
Cloud: *grabs his head and screams* NOOOO!!
MEEPU!!!
Ladywriter - 25 Oct 2002 03:26 pm
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Deathsycthe_009 - 26 Oct 2002 09:02 am
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Trowa - 26 Oct 2002 10:43 am
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^_^ Glad you all liked
it.
End of Topic.
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