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Sledge's Rants
- WTF!?
Sledgstone - Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:06 am
Post subject: WTF!?
i got to work late yesterday because of a traffic jam, so my mood wasn't that
good to begin with.. but i was not expecting what was about to happen... i
clocked in and walked to my cube.. and wtf do i see!? or i should say.. not
see!? my f*cking chair!  someone stole
my f*cking chair!!! i looked
around and some other employees were like: i don't know where your chair is, it
wasnt even here at 6:00am. out of the 60 cubes in that part of the building, it
had to be my chair. why was i singled out!? the only conclusion i can come to
is.... the guy i saw peeing must have stole my chair. -_-
Guyver - Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:19 am
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the bastard
sorry bout the chair
but u no the saying alls
fair in love war and in the work place
so steal some ones chair and go
the full mile and take there computers hard-drive aswell 
Ladywriter - Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:18 am
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just because yer paranoid dun mean they aint out to getcha 
Guyver - Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:23 am
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**it was aol spys*
Saiel - Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:28 am
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Maybe that's the punishment for being late...you hafta stand the entire time you
work that day. =\
PitViper33 - Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:43 am
Post subject: Re: WTF!?
| Sledgstone wrote: |
| .... the guy i saw peeing must have stole my chair.
-_- | 
slippers - Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:46 am
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i had my chair stolen before..and it sucked.  twice.
it is
humiliating. yeh..i know how you feel. >:-|
DeathscytheX - Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:55 pm
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The DX way,
Rampage through all 60 cubes until u find ur chair, sending
out threats, and knocking stuff out of the way, go directly to the pee guy and
demand that he return the chair, if he doesnt have it, then it is your boss!
Ladywriter - Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:54 pm
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| DeathscytheX wrote: |
| go directly to the pee guy |
ShadowX - Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:14 pm
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hey sledge did you check for a ransome note 
Sledgstone - Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:26 pm
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there was no ransom note, and i did rampage looking for the chair, but i didn't
find mine.. there was about 15 different chairs of the same make as mine, but
none of them had the ass-grove line i imprinted onto it. all is lost.. but the
chair i have now is actually my boss's boss's old chair and is one of a kind.
and i put a hidden label on the underside of the arm of the chair for
identification..
as for the pee guy. i did not ask him simply because
the situation would have seemed so awkward. imagine it:
me: did you
steal my chair!?
pee guy: did you see me pee!?
me: *silence*
pee
guy: *silence*
and then the cops would probably get involved.. :\
DeathscytheX - Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:42 pm
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*turns on cops*
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do whatcha gonna do when
they come for you?!
*sees a clip of sledge hitting a guy over the head
with an office chair*
Eli - Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:22 pm
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| Quote: |
me: did you steal my chair!?
pee guy: did you see me
pee!?
me: *silence*
pee guy: *silence*
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Sledgstone - Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:16 pm
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| DeathscytheX wrote: |
*turns on cops*
bad boys bad boys whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you?!
*sees a clip of sledge
hitting a guy over the head with an office chair* |
my old office chair was one of those heavy swiveling 70
lb chairs.. i'd kill someone if i hit them over the head with one of.... hmmm...
me: *lifts office chair over head*
me: i'm going to bash your head
in!
pee guy: your chair is in the bathroom!
me: *puts his chair down*
pee guy: i thought it would be the last place you would look.. :\
me:
ahh... devious.... why don't you show me where it is in the bathroom?
*pee guy stupidly goes into the bathroom first only to have his face
slamed into the orange air freshner device*
pee guy: aaaahhhh!! it
burns! it burns!
me: thats right it burns! feel the power oranges! >:o
slippers - Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:34 pm
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| Sledgstone wrote: |
me: did you steal my chair!?
pee guy: did you
see me pee!?
me: *silence*
pee guy: *silence*
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
dark_templer_102 - Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:43 pm
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owned
ask you boss about it
Spike_X7 - Sat Nov 08, 2003 3:08 am
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Sledgstone - Sat Nov 08, 2003 8:36 am
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| dark_templer_102 wrote: |
| ask you boss about it |
i asked her about a new chair.. but theres no way in hell
i'd ask if she thought the guy i saw peeing stole it. @_@
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