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Sledge's Rants
- don't touch my coffee! >:o
Sledgstone - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:26 pm
Post subject: don't touch
my coffee! >:o
i was at work yesterday and i had to work on a computer system that was in the
other building. so i sat there working on this ancient dos computer at the end
of the row, reading my book occasionally.. and theres a couple of printers on
the desk i'm at.. one of the printers is for the system i'm on and the other is
for the networked computers.. so the networked one starts printing and then gets
jammed. some large guy walks up to the printer and starts screwing with it, and
then he grabs my coffee mug/tumbler and moves it. and while hes doing it he
looks at me sitting there and says 'is this yours?'.. i'm like..  and i take it from him.. the f*cker grabbed my coffee tumbler by the
lips of the damn thing! wtf!? don't you see the handle!? the huge handle meant
for grabbing!? the bastard put his thumb right on the part i drink out of!?  ewwww! what i wanted to tell him was: 'what the fuck do you think? i'm
sitting here aren't i? and get your filthy thumb off my coffee mug!!! my mouth just touched that a couple seconds ago! '
but i restrained myself.. and i took the lid off the coffee
mug and walked past him to the breakroom and cleaned it. that was straight up
disgusting. next time that guy gets near my coffee i'll be like: 'is that your
crotch?' *spills coffee on his pants*
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:39 pm
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 how awful ....hmm...if he did that again i think he would have gotten
beaten up.....u dont have to see him again right?
Sledgstone - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:41 pm
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no.. i don't have to see the guy again.. unless i end up having to work on that
system again later on. that guy is a punk. :\
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:44 pm
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that is so nasty also he did'ent have any respect for you what soever....I would
have said ' um...excuse me but could'ent you at least ask for me to move my cup
and also what's with you coming over here like this huh??
Vyper - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:45 pm
Post subject: Re: don't touch
my coffee! >:o
| Sledgstone wrote: |
| next time that guy gets near my coffee i'll be like: 'is
that your crotch?' *spills coffee on his pants* |
LMAO!!!!  !!!!!
-accidentally knocks coffee onto pants-
Aw, damn.
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:48 pm
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| Quote: |
Sledgstone wrote:
next time that guy gets near my
coffee i'll be like: 'is that your crotch?' *spills coffee on his pants*
LMAO!!!! !!!!!
-accidentally knocks coffee onto pants-
Aw, damn.] |
*lol* 
*thinks* 'hehehe thats what u get .....*
opps
my finger slipped ....sorry but i have butterfingers....XD::
Hampstergeddon - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:48 pm
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do you even drink coffee?
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:49 pm
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I drink coffee ...... 
Ladywriter - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:49 pm
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I do... hell, I AM!
I hope you are carrying the streph virus sledge and that
guy sticks his thumb in his mouth
DeathscytheX - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:50 pm
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ROTFLMAO
u need a mug that has an arrow, and says *do not touch here*
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:51 pm
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| Quote: |
Sledgstone wrote:
next time that guy gets near my
coffee i'll be like: 'is that your crotch?' *spills coffee on his pants*
LMAO!!!! !!!!!
-accidentally knocks coffee onto pants-
Aw, damn. |
it'll be funny if u kicked him in his crotch and
ran....
Hampstergeddon - Thu Nov 13, 2003 7:53 pm
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if by funny you mean painful, then yes
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:00 pm
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| Quote: |
| if by funny you mean painful, then
yes |
 hmmm....* stops laughing*
yes painful so i geuss spilling
the coffee thing would be better.....XD:: ..lol* knowing me i would just get up
*looks at him* and says' Excuse me...but who do you think you are and another
thing ask me to move my coffee so you dont have to......'  *shows him my anger side*
Hampstergeddon - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:03 pm
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wouldnt want to cross you in a dark alley
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:05 pm
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 hehe.....XD:: my friends say the same thing *^^* but i'm really nice~
so u dont have to worry about that 
Hampstergeddon - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:10 pm
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but it was so convincing that you were evil. really, i almost wet myself.
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:14 pm
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*lol* i may say things but i dont do it~*~ thats why my friends say
i'm all talk~ but Idont give respect to people who dont give me any and i let
them know straight off the back* so no worries...lol
Hampstergeddon - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:22 pm
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But, I was trembling in pure, unadultered fear. The very thought of being near
you makes me squeal like a freshly castrated pig. Sweat pured from my brow at
the grimacing vision of your pure, pure evil. Even a taste would reduce me to
tears. TEARS!
But yes, straight off ones back is the best way to go.
I don't like not being able to reach them myself, so i yell, hey you! straight
off my back!
I think you meant 'Right off the Bat'
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:39 pm
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hehe my dad always told me to speak up and speak my mind or the real
world would eat me alive.....XD:: I think i already expericed it from the
neighbor hood i grew up in when i was little ...luckly i moved...^^* 
Kaede - Thu Nov 13, 2003 8:58 pm
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maybe it's one of those devious little plans parents have to make their children
unapproachable while they're growing up.
Yuna - Thu Nov 13, 2003 10:24 pm
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lol* my dad just always wanted to know how i felt....so he told me
when ever i feel a certain way i should express how i feel or i'mjust going to
be treated with no respect..... he was worried about me when i was little.....because of certain
events happening in my family during the time
Sledgstone - Thu Nov 13, 2003 11:08 pm
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i don't want to kick the guy in the balls or spill coffee on his pants.. instead
i have devised the ultimate comeback...
i shall steal the coffee
toucher's chair. mwahaha.
Ladywriter - Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:15 am
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DeathscytheX - Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:17 am
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| Sledgstone wrote: |
i don't want to kick the guy in the balls or spill coffee
on his pants.. instead i have devised the ultimate comeback...
i shall steal the coffee toucher's chair.
mwahaha. |
take a hershey
kiss and sligihtly melt it and whipe it on his mug when he aint lookin so it
will look like somethign else !
Dr Satan - Fri Nov 14, 2003 1:37 am
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| Sledgstone wrote: |
i don't want to kick the guy in the balls or spill coffee
on his pants.. instead i have devised the ultimate comeback...
i shall steal the coffee toucher's chair.
mwahaha. |
Dude, that's like
worse than streaking through a nudist colony. It's just wrong.
Sledgstone - Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:59 am
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| DeathscytheX wrote: |
| Sledgstone wrote: |
i don't want to kick the guy in the balls or spill
coffee on his pants.. instead i have devised the ultimate
comeback...
i shall steal the coffee toucher's chair.
mwahaha. |
take a
hershey kiss and sligihtly melt it and whipe it on his mug when he aint
lookin so it will look like somethign else ! |
mayhap i
will... mwahaha.
Ladywriter - Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:50 am
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ha! calla speak! 
Sledgstone - Fri Nov 14, 2003 5:59 pm
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| Ladywriter wrote: |
| ha! calla speak! |
you caught me.
Vyper - Fri Nov 14, 2003 6:10 pm
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| Ladywriter wrote: |
I do... hell, I AM!
I hope you are carrying the streph
virus sledge and that guy sticks his thumb in his
mouth |
Ooh! Or Herpes!
Sledgstone - Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:55 am
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| Vyper wrote: |
| Ladywriter wrote: |
I do... hell, I AM!
I hope you are carrying the
streph virus sledge and that guy sticks his thumb in his
mouth |
Ooh! Or
Herpes! |
yeah ok.
O_o
Ladywriter - Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:58 am
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I'm hording my vial of anthrax for a rainy day
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