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Wedding date
Khellendross - 28 Apr 2003 10:44 pm Post subject: Wedding date
me n shalla finally got a specific date for gettin hitched ^_^ June 14th
^_^ ure all invited ^_^
Vincent - 28 Apr 2003 11:36 pm Post subject:
that day sounds familiar...i think i'm graduating that day!
Khellendross - 29 Apr 2003 12:18 am Post subject:
lmao... poor vinvin lol
Vincent - 29 Apr 2003 12:19 am Post subject:
poor me? poor you! lol
Khellendross - 29 Apr 2003 12:21 am Post subject:
yeah yeah yeah...
Kaede - 29 Apr 2003 01:54 am Post subject:
I have a feeling this is gonna be drab and haphazard, much like a Vegas drive-in
chapel wedding. But I guess Khell got that all prepared on his own.
Khellendross - 29 Apr 2003 02:44 am Post subject:
ill have you know that its gonna be updated traditional, -.- keep up the
wisecracks n i wun post any wedding pikkies
Kaede - 29 Apr 2003 05:14 am Post subject:
*doesn't mind/care*
Sledgstone - 29 Apr 2003 06:59 am Post subject: Re: Wedding
date
| Khellendross wrote: |
me n shalla finally got a specific date for gettin hitched
^_^ June 14th ^_^ ure all invited ^_^ |
congrats! ^__^ is that an official invite? cuz i'm
going to print it and show it to the doorman when i bust in.. er.. arrive
casually to your wedding.
lloyd - 29 Apr 2003 07:12 am Post subject:
| Khellendross wrote: |
ill have you know that its gonna be updated traditional,
-.- keep up the wisecracks n i wun post any wedding pikkies  |
Ladywriter - 29 Apr 2003 08:19 am Post subject:
good Luck
Vincent - 29 Apr 2003 10:55 am Post subject:
do we get to see the honeymoon too???
Filipino_Monk - 29 Apr 2003 01:46 pm Post subject:
mmm.... Honeymoon
Congrats that you're getting married, Khell
dark_templer_102 - 29 Apr 2003 03:39 pm Post subject:
well hope u have fun
with her and have a happy life...with kids....?
Bishie - 29 Apr 2003 09:22 pm Post subject:
Don't forget the hidden camera
Kiki - 29 Apr 2003 11:16 pm Post subject:
Not hidden cameras, hidden photographers... he he he... all of a sudden people
pop out of suitcases 'SAY CHEESE!'
Kaede - 30 Apr 2003 01:57 am Post subject:
in fact, you can say they're a bit more candid.
dark_templer_102 - 30 Apr 2003 09:01 am Post subject:
rofl....well u can make a guy pop out of the wedding cake
Ladywriter - 30 Apr 2003 09:04 am Post subject:
just wonderin... whats the rush? have you guys lived together long?
Khellendross - 30 Apr 2003 02:15 pm Post subject:
we've been living together since last october... but didnt start datishing til
november...
and im shooting anything that pops outta the suitcases -.-
*pokes the uzi* ~.~
Ladywriter - 30 Apr 2003 02:20 pm Post subject:
yeah, but why are you guys in a hurry? i dun think either one of you are goin
anywhere
are yer parents on yer case or something?
Khellendross - 30 Apr 2003 02:34 pm Post subject:
lol... kinda, the other thing is that shallas been buggin me bout it
dark_templer_102 - 30 Apr 2003 03:51 pm Post subject:
cool.....jw would u rather have a son or daughter....
Ladywriter - 30 Apr 2003 04:41 pm Post subject:
jeez.. they dun need a kid yet
lol Khell I see well, i hope you guys
make out on the wedding gifts
dark_templer_102 - 30 Apr 2003 05:13 pm Post subject:
lol
i was jsut wonder which one they would rather have
Aroura - 30 Apr 2003 08:05 pm Post subject:
Coolies! What kind of
church or what not is it going to be held at?
Khellendross - 01 May 2003 04:48 am Post subject:
ill already have a daugther when we get married ^_~ dante's five, but i would
like a son, ^_^
dark_templer_102 - 01 May 2003 12:51 pm Post subject:
neat....well i can always havea son but 2 kids when ur just married would be
hard
Ladywriter - 01 May 2003 01:23 pm Post subject:
just wait a few years to have kids..... why? well.....
For those who
already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those who have
children this age, this is not funny. For those who have children nearing
this age, this is a warning. For those who have not yet had children, this
is birth control. For those who will probably never have children this is
too funny not to pass along to those above
The following came from
an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas: Things I've learned from my Children
(honest & no kidding):
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to
fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hairspray on
dust bunnies and run over them with rollerblades, they can ignite.
3. A
3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough
to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is
strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four
walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up when the
ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the
ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
long way.
6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush and
the words 'uh oh,' it's already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with
Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it .
9. A six-year old can start a fire
with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in
the movies.
10. Certain Leggos will pass through the digestive tract of
a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the
same sentence.
12. Super glue is forev! er.
13. No matter how
much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR's do not eject
PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make
lots of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know what
that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic
toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a
5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does
not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24. The
mind of a 6-year old is wonderful. First grade...true story:
One day the
first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her
class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, '...And so the
pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon
me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' '
The
teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said, 'I think he said...Holy s**t! A
talking pig!'
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10
minutes
dark_templer_102 - 01 May 2003 07:05 pm Post subject:
thats fucken funny
Noin - 02 May 2003 02:13 am Post subject:
that
was long, but funny.
Khellendross - 02 May 2003 03:09 am Post subject:
fuckin halarious, and in meh wedding post o.@;;
Ladywriter - 02 May 2003 08:24 am Post subject:
just makin sure you guys use birth control
Kaede - 02 May 2003 09:42 pm Post subject:
I've heard so many of those jokes...there was one that was a test to see if
you're ready for kids which was setting your alarm clock at sporadic times of
the night, typing up your phone line and stuff and it takes 18 years to do.
Khellendross - 05 May 2003 02:55 am Post subject:
birth control... we use the ring...
Kaede - 05 May 2003 03:11 am Post subject:
the ring?
dark_templer_102 - 05 May 2003 03:55 pm Post subject:
its a ring....ya know its a type of birth control.....don't ask me how i knew
that
Aroura - 05 May 2003 06:43 pm Post subject:
Its a ring of
birthcontrol that ya stick up your.. yeah...
Khellendross - 05 May 2003 06:56 pm Post subject:
o.O;;
wierdos... im surrounded by wierdos... lol
Aroura - 05 May 2003 06:58 pm Post subject:
LoL, Well you are the
one that brought it up
Khellendross - 05 May 2003 07:06 pm Post subject:
yeah yeah yeah, ure the one who gave everyone else the vivid description about
what to do with the ring -.-
dark_templer_102 - 05 May 2003 09:56 pm Post subject:
well the people wanted
to know....
Khellendross - 05 May 2003 10:55 pm Post subject:
but... all of your innocent young virgin ears :sarcasm:
Noin - 05 May 2003 11:07 pm Post subject:
lol, you're right.
Khellendross - 06 May 2003 01:27 am Post subject:
*grins* so true eh? ^_~ i know, they have me around, of course noone here has
virgin ears
lloyd - 06 May 2003 08:53 am Post subject:
Virgin ears? what the heck are virgin ears?
dark_templer_102 - 06 May 2003 09:22 am Post subject:
its what our ears haven't heard, but we all have heard many thingds we shouldn't
Kaede - 10 May 2003 01:39 am Post subject:
oh that...
Khellendross - 10 May 2003 02:05 pm Post subject:
*grumbles about the offtopicness of it all*
Kaede - 10 May 2003 09:42 pm Post subject:
well, the birth control could pertain to what could and might happen at the
honeymoon after the wedding
dark_templer_102 - 10 May 2003 09:44 pm Post subject:
is there gonna be a AC wedding? forgot
Kaede - 10 May 2003 09:47 pm Post subject:
read the beginning of the thread
dark_templer_102 - 10 May 2003 09:48 pm Post subject:
....it was too
far behind...lol
Kaede - 10 May 2003 10:06 pm Post subject:
*is a cheesy infomercial voice* It's only just a click away...
dark_templer_102 - 10 May 2003 10:11 pm Post subject:
*and in very small print* for only 5.99
Kaede - 10 May 2003 10:15 pm Post subject:
what are you talking about *tries it herself* see? no bill in the mail
dark_templer_102 - 10 May 2003 10:15 pm Post subject:
*sees her charged credit card* ur gonna get it sooner or later
Kaede - 10 May 2003 10:17 pm Post subject:
*doesn't have a credit card* I'm not you now
dark_templer_102 - 10 May 2003 10:18 pm Post subject:
i'm 13.....how do i even have a credit..or a debit card....
Roadkill - 11 May 2003 04:24 am Post subject:
Actually it's about $35 USD
dark_templer_102 - 11 May 2003 02:45 pm Post subject:
holy.......look at the disturing avatar....hentai
Kaede - 11 May 2003 06:50 pm Post subject:
wow...haven't seen that in a while.
Vyper - 11 May 2003 08:15 pm Post subject:
Hentai is ggrrrrr-OSE!
I mean, it's fake :O
Vincent - 11 May 2003 08:22 pm Post subject:
i'm not sure if that would be classified as hentai?
Vyper - 11 May 2003 08:23 pm Post subject:
Just talking about hentai in general :: nods ::
dark_templer_102 - 11 May 2003 10:26 pm Post subject:
well it looks like an
old painten....i don't know why its hie avaie and its too big isn't it?
Vincent - 11 May 2003 10:52 pm Post subject:
i believe that's khell's lady...
dark_templer_102 - 11 May 2003 10:55 pm Post subject:
one word......or simiely
Kaede - 12 May 2003 01:13 am Post subject:
Don't assume things too quickly, you
Khellendross - 13 May 2003 03:45 pm Post subject:
yes that is my lady, and i made the avvie for her as well, and NO it isnt hentai
ya damn pervs...
and i dunno if we're having an AC wedding, the date is
june 14th and its in louisiana, deridder to be precise, and if any of you
actually wanna come then feel free to email me for directions, khellendross@ancientclan.net
Kaede - 15 May 2003 01:31 am Post subject:
June 14th? I most probably have something there already.
DeathscytheX - 17 May 2003 12:45 pm Post subject:
Im gonna unpin this topic, Remember guys June 14th.. sadly I will be out of town
in Tennesse that week.
Vincent - 17 May 2003 02:30 pm Post subject:
| Kaede wrote: |
| June 14th? I most probably have something there
already. | i would say graduation,
but the 14th is a saturday
Kaede - 17 May 2003 02:41 pm Post subject:
At my school, the seniors graduate on June 7. *looks at school calendar* oh
yeah, ACT testing on June 14th
End of Topic.
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