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Wonderland
Archive 2 - The Birth of Commrad Dobrinksy
Gundam-Ranger-X - 09 Feb 2003 11:27 am
Post subject: The Birth
of Commrad Dobrinksy
The Dobrinsky Files
Episode 1 : The Birth of
Commrad Dobrinsky
A party meting was held in odessa, like every week,
and all te district representitives were there : Commrad Gorbachev, Commrad
Lenitovich, Commrad Andropov, Commrad Dobrinsky and, of course, myself, Commrad
Djougachivili.
Everything went as it always did : Commrads Gorbachev and
Andropov were at each others throaths. Commrad Lenintovich was being a brown
noser to the chairman. Commrad Dobrinsky sat in his seat ignoring both Gorbachev
and Andropov.. I simply tried to make order and eventualy, near the end get them
to settle down so we can try and get some work done, but by this time the
chairman had already called for final questions and was about to adjourn the
meting like always.....
But this time Commrad Dobrinsky stood up.
“Commrad chairman I have a few questions. If Russia has the best agriculture in
the world, where is all our bread ? If we Russians are the best cattle herders,
where is all our meat ? If Russia has the best industrial program in the world,
where are all our automobiles ?” The chairman looked at his notes and replied “I
do not have the answers for you this week Commrad Dobrinksy but I promise them
to for next weeks meeting. If there is nothing else then the meting is adjourned
.” and he slammed his gavel.
We all went home and the week was
uneventful except for Boris complaining about the grosser’s fish smelling and
the resulting scuffle...... But you probably don’t want to hear about that.
The meting came and like always the chairman asked if there was any old
business, any new business. At this point I stood up and asked Commrad chairman,
where is Commrad Dobrinsky ?” The chaiman looked at his notes and replied
“Commrad Dobrinsky is no longer with us.” I was shocked to here that you are
eliminated for asking a few harmless questions........ But that is not the case
if you are here. “
Commrad Djougachivili was sitting at a table. Across
from him sat another man, dressed in a good suit. A photo of Stalin hanged on
the wall behind him. The mystery man finished taking notes and looked up to
Djougachivili and said “We thank you for your cooperation Commrad Djougachivili,
you may return to your family. Your statement was more than helpfull.”
Saiel - 10 Feb 2003 01:03 pm
Post subject:
Hmmm...conspiratories...
End of Topic.
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