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Woman marries dolphin PDF Print E-mail
Written by Godgrave   
Sunday, 15 April 2007
Godgrave
January 8th, 2006, 08:34 AM
http://www.novinite.com/view_news.php?id=57190

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2005-12/57190.jpg
A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com

Azrael
January 8th, 2006, 09:11 AM
X'D That's...so, so weird.

Godgrave
January 8th, 2006, 10:31 AM
*pats Az on the back* know what, it wouldn't really be a marriage unless it's coughconsummatedcough :sweat:

Princess Tasha
January 8th, 2006, 10:43 AM
That's just......wrong. I'm sure he's a lovely dolphin....even with a name like Cindy. O_O

Sledgstone
January 8th, 2006, 11:19 AM
"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

In regards to this lady..

If you have to say you're not a pervert, you're a pervert. X'D

Akira13
January 8th, 2006, 12:56 PM
Let's all just hope there isn't a physical aspect to the relationship.... :lookup:

Ladywriter
January 8th, 2006, 01:23 PM
wtf.... :wtf:

CabbitGirl
January 8th, 2006, 07:46 PM
ummm..... ya... i have to agree with lady.... wtf?!?! :wtf:

falling-angel-111
January 8th, 2006, 08:06 PM
no matter how perverted that is, I just can't stop laughing X'D

Wolflord
January 8th, 2006, 10:15 PM
X'D Imagine the kids!

Dogmatix
January 8th, 2006, 10:37 PM
The trainer gave consent, huh... So no one cares what the dolphin has to think. That's like an arranged marriage. DOLPHIN'S RIGHTS!

outlaw_tsunami
January 8th, 2006, 11:30 PM
wow, what religion was doing the ceremony? lol

Flying_Monkey
January 9th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Wow um what the hell is wrong with these Jewish people for letting something as weird as this happen...

and I think that this takes first place for the most insanely stupid crazy weird thing to ever happen...

Saiel
January 9th, 2006, 07:50 PM
I honestly just can't believe that's true. I mean...no...way.

outlaw_tsunami
January 9th, 2006, 09:43 PM
ill laugh if she gets a divorce

Hell_Cat_18
January 9th, 2006, 10:26 PM
She's probably gonna name her kids Flipper and Roxanne X'D

Tanoro
January 9th, 2006, 11:06 PM
I've seen worse. The news once announced a guy here in the south who actually married his car. The manufacturer signed the marriage certificate. And a few years ago there was a man that married his house.

I also heard of a computer nut within the past 5 years that wanted to name his son after himself, but he hated the name "Junior." He, therefore, named his son "2.0". People are getting wierd.

Kuwabara
January 10th, 2006, 01:01 PM
Let's all just hope there isn't a physical aspect to the relationship.... :lookup:

O_O My god...

Sabe
January 10th, 2006, 02:57 PM
Let's all just hope there isn't a physical aspect to the relationship.... :lookup:

Well, they do say that dolphins are the only animals that can go at it successfully with people.(heard it on the radio this morning, havn't had time to go see if it was true.)

Wolflord
January 10th, 2006, 04:04 PM
Really? Cause I heard that dolphin orgasms are pretty powerful @_@

Tanoro
January 10th, 2006, 06:02 PM
Not only that, but I hear that only humans and dolphins have sex for pleasure. X'D That was in one of those wierd fact joke e-mails I posted some time ago, I think.

Flying_Monkey
January 10th, 2006, 06:37 PM
The way people act today is the reason I hate people...

Yuna
January 10th, 2006, 08:09 PM
*just enters the room*

that lady is a freakin werido XD:: *faints* that's just WWWERRRIDD and it totally grosses me out man *trys not to barf*

who in the world would marry a freakin animal ? Was she raised by wolves or just completely and utterly insane.

poor dolphin is being harrassed by a freakin human being....ewwww.

she just made the WORD itself (refferring to the word dolphin) just plain nasty ..ewwww...*gag* ewww i need to walk away ....cant stand to even think about *YUCK!*

GundamFreakX
January 13th, 2006, 01:27 PM
Ok...freak!!!

Sledgstone
January 15th, 2006, 11:09 AM
Really? Cause I heard that dolphin orgasms are pretty powerful @_@

ROTFLMAO! :spit:

tigertunes
January 17th, 2006, 09:00 AM
LOL thats just hilarious

daymost
January 17th, 2006, 09:26 PM
^_^: I think I know her
When I think about it I know people who would do some thing like that or worst
Their was a time that I want to do some thing like that I need help

wolfos3d
January 17th, 2006, 11:59 PM
Ok then.... What the hell is she on?

Aroura
January 19th, 2006, 07:16 PM
Really? Cause I heard that dolphin orgasms are pretty powerful @_@

They are, that woman would have her insides blown apart.

Flying_Monkey
January 20th, 2006, 05:04 PM
They are, that woman would have her insides blown apart.

Would it be something like this??? --> :sex: ---->> :explode:

I crack myself up... heheheh

Wolflord
January 20th, 2006, 07:04 PM
The only one you crack up in fact :p

And yea, I heard that too Tanoro. I also heard that it's prehensile.... Not too sure about that one though.

 
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