Ancient Clan Fan Fic (contest)
Written by Sledgstone   
04-30-2005


Sledgstone
April 30th, 2005, 12:38 PM
Write a story featuring characters from AC's Memberlist! make a story about AC's castle or something completely original!

Limit one entry per person! Must be at least 3 paragraphs.

Deadline:
Sunday 5/01/05 @ 9:00 pm!

PRIZE:

Winner gets their choice of one of the following:
1) Attachments anywhere (forum feature)
2) 30MB email account (ancientclan.net, deathbygundam.com, windscar.com)
3) Sigs/Avatar account (http://sigs.ancientclan.net/)
4) Upgrade to AC Elite
5) Custom rank

Mimiru
April 30th, 2005, 04:00 PM
o yeah... ill post mine in a bit


LORDS OF THE FORUMS:THE GATES OF Ph33r CASTLE
(staring Sledgstone, Myself, and other members )[i made my own quotes


"They come in the night.They strike without fright.They create a horrid sight." One of the elders wrote as the AC attack Ph33r castle 10 years ago. Lighting struck once. It will strike again.


"Hpmh they're older now. Fragile people now. How can they do as much damage as last time?" I asked,"Are we even sure they will?" I looked over at the old crumbled rubble of there last attack.
"Most Likely...." The kings First knight said,"they promised and we wont take our chances. But we have better weapons amror and walls then last time. The hoards of AC members will be of massive amounts but so have we."
The sound of an arrow whipped through the air. it hit the knight in the head instanly. it had a note.
"there is a traitor in your ranks. he will destroy you."
"Damn! Who is it?' i wondered seeing if the knight was still alive,"he is dead.. how are we going to win now?"
"its doesnt matter right now becuase here come the AC!!!" a rondom knight said.


"HAHAHAHA!!!!"Sledgstone Laughed,"Lets go AC!! WE shall kill them all!Kill every man you see, every child and woman! leave none alive!"

"YEAH!!!" Screamed the members"Hail AC!HAIL AC!!!
"THERE COMING!!!! TO ARMS BROTHERS!!" a knight screamed whom was called GRX.
"TO YOUR WALLS!!" I screamed,"ARCHERS GET READY!!!"
CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! Battle crys from the AC were a large.they didnt move they just stood there.An archer slipped his arrow and hit a member.the member died> The sight of a clan member down was discrace. the members began charging.
"FIRE!!" GRX and I screamed.The archers fired.Most hit."Fire at will men!!"


GRX ran to the walls to block ladders while i rushed to the gate.

"Hurry! WE cant hold it much longer!!!" a knight yelled,"get reinforcements.Well hold em!!!Oh S**t!!"

the main gate busted and arms began fling in."Cut them off!!!" i yelled over the roars of yells and the worriedness of men.
"Yes Sir!!"the knights replied"oh no!!! the gate!!!!"

the gate crashed open. it smushed several men."Attack!!!!" i yelled.
the men hacked at the members for at least 15 minutes.
"We need help sir!!"a knight ran back to me,"run and get help we'll fight!!"
"But... you'll die." i said worriled
"Hpmh,Mim you worry to much, i borught soldiers."
Its Was GRX."Now soldiers refinforce the gates." Serval hours later the Members retreated.But a note was brought to me. it Was adressed from Sledgstone saying he wanted to fight me and GRX alone.
"Its a ambush. he wouldn't do that kinda thing. a fair fight? Ha!" GRX laughed slightly.
"Im going."I Said.
"What?!Why?"
"This may be our best chance. Cut the head off a snake and the rest will die."
"Heh i'll come. you'll need the help."
The 2 men road to Bloodrim hellside.one side filled with holes and bloodstained grass.the other a deathbring cliff.not a good mix.

"Come out! We know your here SledgStone!!!"I yelled questionigly.
"Ya, come out so we can kick your ass of the Damn cliff!"Grx laughed cockingly.
"Fine, but you will regret coming." Sledg revealed 2 long blood tipped swords.
"Come and get it boys


"This was life or death. Killing the leader was important.But over your life?"-Viewer of the battle.

Cling! the swords bashed agisnt each other. horse reared away. there was only words and wind.both GRX and sledg were off horses fighting relentlessly.
until. with the grab of the throat, GRX WAS impaled with the blade through the chest. he was thrown over towards me.

"Hey *cough* its ur turn.good*cough* luck... and good life...ugh..."GRX said with his last breath.

"no damn you!!!!" I Screamed. "Your dead!!"
"Heh then prove it." Sledge laughed.
"FINE!"

I rushed sledge witH total anger towards him. HE blocked its easily."you'll have to do better then that boy."I rushed again except i lower my blade and made a large gash in Sledge's leg.

"Ugh... lucky, but that wont stop me!"sledg laughed."NOW DIE!!!!!!!!!"
i ran towards the cliff( you knows its coming guys)Sledg right behind me.(whoa its right behind you.)"YOUR DEAD!!!!"
"NOW!!!" i screamed i jumped outta the way and Sledge fell to the bottom dead.
(ya figured didnt ya? Oh wait theres more)
OR was he?!The knight(now in third person view) heard falping of wings.The knight assumed it was over. the AC had been killed. until the rise of the woman ladywriter!!!!(GASP! if you want that story pm meh.)


TEH END!!!!

Akira13
April 30th, 2005, 05:14 PM
That was good, but it didn't have much to do with AC. It was just a random medieval battle, with AC members names put in.

Mimiru
April 30th, 2005, 06:33 PM
damn it!knew i shoulda cahnged that around little*refers to note and kills self*

Ladywriter
April 30th, 2005, 08:15 PM
:bat: Am I evil?

Mimiru
May 1st, 2005, 09:04 AM
well, yes considering,the fact that you go through the ranks of AC to become teh leader

Sledgstone
May 1st, 2005, 09:30 AM
i impaled GRX!!! :spit:

Mimiru
May 1st, 2005, 10:59 AM
what? so? your an adim you could impale anyone..

GundamFreakX
May 1st, 2005, 01:10 PM
All right Let's see what I got...

Forum Wars Episode 1: The UBB Menace

About 5 years ago, in cyberspace so far into the cords of DSL, there lived a land of prosper and peace, spam and viruses. This mighty land was known to all as...The World Wide Web, or WWW for short.

During this time of the galaxy of internet wires, there lived two colonies: the AC, a skilled fighting group of forum masters, and the UBB, or the Ultimate Bulletin Board, a group of parasites, begging fr control of the Forum System. These two sides had contiuous struggles to remain at peace, but war was imminent.

The Ancient Clan, or the AC, as they called themselves, grew tired of the limited space UBB provided them. They wanted more out of forums: RPGs, attachments, and sig randomizers. However, they would have to break away from their grip, and only death and war could bring happiness back to the Clan.

So, the Clan leaders, Sledgestone and Ladywriter, called their Noblemen, Sabe, Dubird, and Vincent, to search through the forums to find recruits to fight in the AC rebellion. As the moderators and admin spreaded throughout the main page, they found many willing adversaries.

* * *

Vincent, one of the moderators, found an interesting candidate. He was Gundam-Ranger-X, or better known to all as "The Ranter". He spent most of his time in the Rants and raves/Issues section doing what he did best: ranting. What sparkled Vincent's interest the most was that no one seemed to want to challenge the guy against what he had to say. That caught Vincent's attention. So, he walked up to him.

"Excuse me, GRX?" Vincent asked.

"Yeah? What do you want, Vincent?" he replied in his normal tone of voice: angered.

"I'm here to give you a job offer. The AC leaders are growing tired of UBB, and are planning to end our campaign with them by ridding ourselves from their filthy Profile Folders. We need people willing to help us. I choose you. What do you say?"

"What's in it for me?"

"It looks like you don't receive a lot of respect with the other members of AC. You do this, and you'll become a hero. Everyone will be literally bowing to your feet. So, join us and receive Reputation creds, or go on with your daily life."

GRX pondered over this for a moment. If he did decide to join, he could receive all the attention he wanted. And the whole graveling at his feet idea got him in the gut. "Fine," he replied, "I accept."

* * *

Sabe's decision for a fighter was somewhat different of Vincent's decision. He searched through the News archives and found a guy known as DeathscytheX. DeathscytheX always had something to say about everything. However, he was greatly respected, for he was always right, and he had the back-up links to other sites to prove it. He was perfectfor the job.

"So, you want me to join the ranks of fighters who will be sent to fight the UBB clones to free Ancient Clan from their hosting payments so we may find a better service provider out there?"

"You were alway the smart one of the Clan."

"Aw, what the heck, I'm in." He gave his fellow member a firm handshake to show his acceptance.

* * *

Dubird, however, was an admin, Sledge and Lady's fellow right-hand woman. She was more picky than the mods, and would not tolerate such foolery. She searched deep within the confines of AC, looking through profiles, past posts, rep cred, anything and everything. Then, she found a match. The one she picked was different than the others. Although he had been hooked on the AC gas for a year less than DX and GRX, he seemed a formidable ally to the AC ranks. He spent most of his time in the Creative forum, preferrably the Wonderland section. He wss quite the poet, and everyone, from forums far and wide, came to read his wonderful works of art. Dubird was amazed at his reputation, but what sparkled her interest was that he always wanted to make friends. He never wanted to cause flame wars with other members, he hardly double posted, and everyone could get along with him. HE was perfect for the job, for Dubird knew he woudln't let AC down.

"So," she asked him, "will you join the fight to save AC?"

"Yes," GundamFreakX replied, "I will."

* * *

The three fighters showed up at the AC castle, ready to receive their perilous mission. They had no idea what was to come, nor of how dangerous it was, but they were willing to listen. As the King entered, the three warriors kneeled.

"You three have been chosen for an important reason," Sledge said to them. "You all may know that ever since we joined the ranks of UBB, there has ben nothing but misery and despair within the AC village. It sickens my heart so much to watch my fellow clan members to sit in agony of this vile server.

"We want you to go out, into the UBB palace, and destroy their leader, Darth Uber. He leads the UBB clones who control the forums he provides protection to, so expect high resistance. You three will enter the toughestterrain and highest regarded place of the Forum Land, so don't get the idea that this will be easy.

"Although you all posess great skills, that may not change the fact that at least one of you may die. This mission is perilous, practically suicidal. If any of you decide to not help us, I understand deeply."

The three chosen heroes looked at each toher, wating for oneto give them the answerthey needed. They too knew the risks. They were also afraid one of them, possibly even themselves, would die serving the betterment of the clan. What were they to do?

"I will serve my campaign against the UBB," GFX replied. "I too grow tired of the UBB's heresy. It is time they receive punsihment for their actions."

"I could never back out of a fight," GRX replied. "It's who I am. I'm with you, GFX."

Finally, DX stood up and said, "Well, someone has to make sure you two stay out of trouble. I'm in as well."

"Very well. I, King Sledgestone, am greatly humbled to have you three as part of the Clan's leaders to glorious salvation."

"Good luck to each of you," Queen Ladywriter finally replied. "May the AC gas's blessing be bestowed upon you today."

* * *

As the three warriors raced off to UBB Palace, the words of Sledge echoed through their minds.

"The only way through is the main URL. No back-up connections, no search engine shortcus, no nothing. The only weapons you'll be carrying is the bad post reporter. Place th tip of this mighty weapon upon any soul in the Forum Land, and they will automatically be banned. I'm sorry, but this is all I can give you. Good luck. You're going to need it."

With that said, the three warriors made their way to UBB Palace, lightly armed, but considered extremely dangerous to the general WWW.

* * *

A lone UBB clone stood ready at the entrance to the UBB's main website. Armed with a Spam blocker, he could take out any foe willing to enter with reasons to destroy the foundation of which he protected. As he thought of the power he had, he cracked a smile. In fact, he was still smiling when GRX came behind him and placed the Bad Post Reporter straight in his back, officially banning him from the Forum Land.

"All right," GRX whispered into the darkness. "Coast is clear. We can enter."
Then, as if on cue, two other figures stepped out of the darkness of the Internet Matrix: GFX and DX.

"Nic job with the guard there, GRX," GFX congratulated. "He never saw that one coming." Then, the three made their way into the Palace.

Of course, unbeknownst to the three, each clone was equipped with a homing device, so that whenver one was in torouble, or pronounced dead, Main Control would know about it.

"Your Highness, one of our guards was just...banned. The main guard of the URL entrance! Someone's trying to infiltrate. Orders, sir?"

Darth Uber replied in his menacing, evil tone, "Man all clones. Destroy our little intruders. Make sure they regret ever coming here."

* * *

"I just knew we would encounter trouble the moment we got here," DX said, as the group was surrouned by hundreds, no, thousands of clones armed with spam and virus blockers. The evil resonating from their faces seemed to cast a horrific vertigo within the tight knit circle of warriors. However, that was not going to stop them. They pulled out their Bad Post Reporters and lunged at the clones.

* * *

"Darth Uber, our men are giving no resistence. The men, there's three, and they're armed with Bad Post Reporters. The clones are getting banned by the second."

Darth Uber slammed his fists on his mighty throne. "Darn it, they must've been sent from Ancient Clan. I just knew providing them with service was a bad idea."

"What are you going to do, sir?"

Darth Uber continued to watch the menacing warriors ban his clones one after another. His eyes glowed red with angr. Hewould not take such resistence anymore. "Fetch me my Trojan Virus. I'll take care of them myself, once and for all."

* * *

The three warriors had justfinished. Thousands of pop-up ads reading "You've just been banned!" littered the floor.

"Well, that was a little easy," GRX said. "Perhaps too easy."

"Forget about it," GFX said, "We've got to find the Hosting Folders and free AC from Darth Uber's grip."

"Oh, I don't think so..." a voice resonated from the shadows. Three warriors stumbled back, as the figure of Darth Uber resonated from the gloomy matrix. "Not this time."

"It's Darth Uber!" DX said.

"In the flesh, you menacing pests. You've done enough damage to my wonderful palace, and now you wish to free your precious clan from my services. Pfffft, I don't think so," he said as he revealed his Trojan Virus. "I don't think so at all."

GFX knew how pwerful that weapon could be. That kind of technology could wipe out the entire mainframe of someone's computer. He could not risk having GRX or DX sent to such punishment. "GRX. DX. Get to the folders and release AC. I'll handle Uber."

"But, GFX-" DX tried to say.

"JUST GO!" GFX said. With that he lunged at Uber, as the others ran for the control center.

As the two fought with the other's safety of their computers on the line, GRX and DX ran for the control center with one thought in mind: avenging GFX's sacrifice.

"QUICK! This way!" GRX said. He placed the Bad Post Reporter straight into an incoming clone's heart, sending him out of the Forum Land. They fought off more clones as they entered the control center. However, neither of them would give up.

Eventually, they banned all of them to eternity of normal internet play, and watched from the sidelines what was going on at ground level.

"This looks bad," DX said.

"Why don't we just free AC now?" GRX asked.

"Cause if we do, GFX will be left behind forever. He doesn't deserve that. However, this is his battle. All we can do is watch, and hope he sends Uber to normal internet play."

* * *

The battle continued to rage on, and GFX was strating to lose. Uber was just too much. Then, he had GFX cornered.

"Nothing can save you now, GFX," Uber said, as he raised his Virus, ready to lunge it straight into GFX. "Your time here ends now." Then, he swung with all his might.

However, GFX swung his Bad Post Reporter as well, intent on banning Uber forever. He soon realizedhe would not win, but he would not lose either.

* * *

"Oh no!" DX yelled. "They...they both were hit. They're both disappearing. We have to do something."

"There's only one thing we can do," GRX said. "Free AC."

"But-"

"It's over, DX! There's nothing we can do for him. However, we can finish what we started and avenge him. This is what he wanted, and he fought his life out to make sure we could do that."

"You're...you're right," DX said, wiping the tear from his eye. "Accessing folders now. There's AC's folder. Deleting from UBB' records...now."

With that, the two warriors were teleported back to Ac, as they witnessed the destruction of the bond that held them and UBB together. The clan cheered with enthusiasm. They were finally free!

* * *

3 years later...

DX and GRX were PMing each other about the new server Sledge signed on with. vBulletin was a much better provider. Whatever UBB had lacked, vB had.

DX and GRX were heroes even to this day. However, they were talking about that horrible fight.

"I...can't believe GFX was willing to sacrifice himself to free AC." DX said.

"Yeah," GRX said, "and AC seems so lonely without him."

"I jsut wish, even for one day, he could come back to the server, see how much has changed. See what he sacrificed himself for."

"Well," a voice from out of nowhere said, "You got your wish."

"GFX?!?" they yelled in astonishment. And, their he was, in the internet and logged on to AC.

"Hey guys. Long time, no see."

THE END


So, what ya think?

Mimiru
May 1st, 2005, 01:27 PM
you owned my story hands down :(

Akira13
May 1st, 2005, 03:27 PM
GFX, your story is disgustingly good. Lets just declare you the winner right now. Really.

Tanoro
May 1st, 2005, 06:32 PM
Here's my story. Unfortunately, I didn't have enough time to finish it, but I wrote enough of it to reach the plot. I'll continue it if anyone wants to read more, whether I win or not.

http://members.aol.com/TanoroLockheart/ac.html

Sledgstone
May 1st, 2005, 08:30 PM
even tho i love this quote from tanoro's fic:

Gundam Ranger took a short 2 steps before running into something. The group turned around and saw Ranger's face was buried in some girl's boobs. With a scream and a slap, he was knocked away quite forcefully. The girl was young with long black hair, a green skirt, and carrying a quiver and bow on her back.

X'D

GundamFreakX is the winner with his story:
Forum Wars Episode 1: The UBB Menace

:tup:

CGRH-OneShotKill
May 1st, 2005, 08:44 PM
woohoo,go GFX, i knew he could do it!!!:highfive:
WE SHOULD CELEBRATE,BRO! :drunk:

GundamFreakX
May 1st, 2005, 08:52 PM
YES!!!VICTORY IS MINE!!! I choose prize #5, and my custom rank shall be "$$60,000,000,000 Man"
I feel so good, i'll say it again, VICTORY IS MINE!!!

Tanoro
May 1st, 2005, 08:58 PM
even tho i love this quote from tanoro's fic:

X'D

GundamFreakX is the winner with his story:
Forum Wars Episode 1: The UBB Menace

:tup:

I had to do that one! :D It beckoned me! ^_^;

wolfos3d
May 1st, 2005, 10:20 PM
Great stories! Congrates to GFX!!!

Godgrave
May 3rd, 2005, 09:11 AM
GFX, THAT WAS LONG ! How long did that take ^_^, it was an excellent read - even yours Tan and Mim.

Mimiru
May 3rd, 2005, 04:07 PM
mine was about an hour..maybe 1 and a half..


and u know that all 3 peeps woh entered this one got a csutom rank?

CGRH-OneShotKill
May 3rd, 2005, 04:30 PM
it took GFX like...1 hour,i watched him constantly to make sure he didnt get me in trouble with my parental figures

Tanoro
May 3rd, 2005, 08:49 PM
I got my custom rank from the winning the poetry contest.

Saiel
May 3rd, 2005, 10:49 PM
GFX's story contains huge flaws by making DX and GRX friends, and not making DX my gentleman lover. :p

Dubird
May 3rd, 2005, 11:20 PM
*LOL*

how come i didn't get a weapon??......*pouts*.....

GundamFreakX
May 6th, 2005, 03:03 PM
OK, so my story had flaws. It's not a crime that should be reported to the FBI, now is it?

Tanoro
May 8th, 2005, 05:40 PM
Nah, Rent-a-guard Steve will do! ;)

Oh well, I most likely didn't portray everyone right in my story either.

Saiel
May 9th, 2005, 01:07 AM
OK, so my story had flaws. It's not a crime that should be reported to the FBI, now is it?


*hands you the "it's a joke" detector*

DeathscytheX
May 9th, 2005, 01:50 AM
A JOKE?! NO WAY!! :p

Gundam-Ranger-X
May 10th, 2005, 04:58 AM
GFX's story contains huge flaws by making DX and GRX friends, and not making DX my gentleman lover. :p

I have to agree. And another thing. I do more then just rant. I aven't ranted in months, hardly anyway. And another thing...