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Sunday, 15 April 2007
Kuwabara
June 21st, 2005, 01:31 AM
Me and Tanoro where talking about it and we decided to make it a thread. Imagine Sesshomaru coming to the Future like Inu-yasha does and write a scenario about if sesshomaru were to come to the modern Era. Here is one.

A Car stops at a red light.
Sessy: Step Aside.
Driver: Are you blind!! The light is red wait.
Jakken: Did you not here my lord.
Driver: Beat it kid halloween is in october.
Sessy: This is my final time saying it. STEP ASIDE.
Driver: Listen i aint moving until that light says so and not some freak in a halloween costume.
Sessy Glares at the The Driver and Pulls out Tokijin. And Destroyed the lights
Driver is shaking and Floors it.
Sessy: It is to late for you and sways the sword towards the Car and Destroys the car and all the others driving in that Direction.

Tanoro
June 21st, 2005, 01:41 AM
I got one!

Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken are walking down the street.
Rin: I'm thirsty!
Seeing a nearby human drinking a soda from a vending machine, Sesshomaru approaches the machine.
Sesshomaru: Give Rin a drink.
Jaken taps on the machine with his staff.
Jaken: You in there! Did you hear Lord Sesshomaru? Hand over a drink or suffer the consequences!
Sesshomaru becomes impatient and slices the machine in half, thus dropping plenty for Rin to drink. Now if they can only figure out how to open the cans. ;)

DeathscytheX
June 21st, 2005, 03:17 AM
X'D thats a prefect Jaken impersonation.

wolfos3d
June 21st, 2005, 03:28 AM
Now thats funny!!!! I was thinking about that the other day as well.

Kuwabara
June 22nd, 2005, 11:31 AM
Another one. Sesshomaru and company are walkiing down the street and Rin sees a nice dress in a store.

Rin:Ooh that dress looks good Master Jakken.
Jakken: This is not a sight seeing tour! You will stay quite until Lord Sesshomaru speaks to you!!
Sesshomaru stops and glares at Jakken.
Jakken: As i was saying that is one fine looking Dress Rin.
Sesshomaru: Do you want it Rin?
Rin: Yes Lord Seshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Go and take it we'll wait here for you. But be quick.
Rin Jumps of the Beast and runs into the store and grabs the dress about to leave the clerk sees her.
Clerk: Excuse me ms. That will be 500 yen for the dress.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru says i can have it.
Clerk: Well Lord Sesshomaru can pay me 500 yen.
Jakken: Foolish mortal! Sesshomaru Never owes a Mortal!!
Sesshomaru: Rin Jakken hurry up.
Clerk: Listen Pay up now or give me back that dress.
Sesshomaru glares at the clerk and then the whole store and he pulled out his Tokijin.
Jakken: Mortal i advise you let her and the Dress go.
Clerk: After you pay me.
Sesshomaru: Well here is your pay.
he then Swung his sword destroying the whole store with everything in it.
Jakken: Keep the change.
And they walked away as the clerk stood frozen in fear.

Hell_Cat_18
June 22nd, 2005, 09:43 PM
Here's my go at it lol...

Sess in company stumble upon an Elvis concert...

Rin: Master Jakken, who is that man up there singing in those funny looking clothes.
Jakken: Keep your mouth shut whelp, and do not ask such stupid questions!
Sess: *glares at Jakken*
Jakken: *sweat drops* As I was saying Rin, I will go find out for you. *grumbles*
Elvis Dude: Well hey there little green dude, what's a shaken?
Jakken: Silence you foolishly dressed mortal, now tell me who you are!
Elvis: Everyone knows who I am baby, I'm the King uh huh uh huh!
Jakken: Impossible, only Lord Sesshoumaru can be called King!
Elvis: Who? *looks over at Sesshy* And you said I was foolishly dressed.
Sess: This mortal is not worth my time. Rin Jakken come.
Elvis: Well hey now stranger do go away mad, but if you're gonna stay do something about your fashion uh huh.
Jakken: How dare you talk to Lord Sesshomaru that way! *uses flammy staff*
*two blocks and one poor smoking Elvis impersonator later*
Jakken: Stupid mortal...
Rin: Ooooo...Jakken where did you get such a shiny kimono?

Ladywriter
June 22nd, 2005, 10:03 PM
Sesshomaru takes Rin and Jaken to see Star Wars and the rabid fans insist that Jaken is master Yoda X'D

Kuwabara
June 22nd, 2005, 11:32 PM
X'Dthat was funny. Sesshomaru takes Rin and Jaken to see Star Wars and the rabid fans insist that Jaken is master Yoda

Tanoro
June 23rd, 2005, 09:13 AM
X'D That's short and sweet AND amusing. ;)

Hell_Cat_18
June 23rd, 2005, 11:41 AM
Lady strikes again lol X'D

Sabe
June 23rd, 2005, 04:44 PM
These are great! X'D I'd write one, but it would end up being a full length feature...

wolfos3d
June 23rd, 2005, 09:03 PM
You have to do it Sabe!

Kuwabara
June 23rd, 2005, 10:56 PM
You to wolfos3d you have to right one to.

gokuDX7
June 24th, 2005, 05:07 AM
Sesshomaru and crew are at Anime Boston

Rin: *looks at people walking around* Ooh look at Him *points to a man dressed like Sesshomaru*.
Jakken: Lord Sesshomaru you never told me you had a twin brother.
Sesshomaru: *shakes head* Jakken Im going to kill you, this time you wont be brought back.

For the people that dont know Anime Boston is like ACON ;)

Sabe
June 24th, 2005, 08:36 AM
Jaken, Rin, and Sesshomaru had found a way to breach the well only a few days ago. Kagome had been telling Rin much about her time, and Rin was pining to see her land. After a day long debate, Rin had convinced InuYasha and Kagome to lend them the three Shikon no Tama shards so that she, Jaken and Sesshomaru could go see where she hailed from.
"I still say that you're an idot for giving Sesshomaru a path to your time. There's not telling how many people he'll kill!"
InuYasha had been demeaning Kagome for almost five minutes in this fashion, whe Kagome looked daggers at him.
"Uhh..."
"InuYasha...SIT!"
With that, their arguement was over, and Kagome announced, "I'm going to the hot spring not far from the well. Would anyone care to join me?"
Sango agreed immidately, along with Shippo. Miroku looked questioningly at Kagome.
"Would you find it...acceptable...if I was to join you?" Miroku had been patiently courting Sango for the last three months, ans thought that it would be a good time to ask Sango for her hand. He wanted Kagome's permission to go to the springs, however, so he wouldn't come off as being lecherous.
"Of course you can come! We built a wall to divide the pool, remember?"
Miroku was flustered for a moment. "I didn't...my intentions were...!"
"Miroku, calm down. I didn't think anything of your comment. Everyone knows that since you took it to mind that you wanted to marry Sango that your thoughts have been with her only. Relax!"
Blushing, Miroku could only nod. As the three of them left, Kirara in hand, InuYasha muttered, "Stupid woman. Gonna ruin her home letting Sesshomaru go there..." With a gleem in his eyes, InuYasha headed for the well.
~~~
Elsewhere, Sesshomaru, and the rest of his ontourage had been wandering the city for about an hour. Jaken was as amazed by the sights as young Rin, just a bit molre calm about it. The girl had been talking non-stop since they arrived.
"Oh, Master Jaken look! The round footed demons come in many different sizes!" Rin said, pointing at a Bus. "It must have been tamed well, look at how it stops to carry people to their destinations!"
Jaken looked at the bus warily, since the first one they saw had opened its maw, and the human inside had asked him where they were headed. With a flair, Jaken had said who he and his companions were, and that the man should mind his own business. With a grunt, the man had closed the maw of the beast, and rode off.
Sesshomaru had said little on their trip. He looked about cautiously, wary of anyone that could try anything stupid. His hand was ever on his blade, ready to cut down any demons that left the stone path to come for Rin. Yet, somehow, he found that there was little menece in this place, and that he could relax and take in more of the sights. Just as he was about to stop one of the round footed demons if it knew where his castle was in this time, Rin cried out fearfully.
Turning sharply he saw Rin and Jaken(who had the Staff of Two Heads ready) stareing at something behind a window. "Rin, what is it that troubles you?"
"My apologies, Lord, but look at that little box! It has people inside of it!" Rin was pointing to a TV. "Do you think that they are okay? It seems that it has shrunk them somehow."
Sesshomaru looked at the TV intently, and told Rin to get behind Jaken. Using his Whip, Sesshomaru shattered the glass in the window, so that he could more closely examine the box. Before he could, though, a small man in strange garb came out of the building to confront him about the window.
"Hey, buddy, what the hell do you thin that you are doing?! Do you know how much that window is gonna cost you? What the hell is your problem?"
Jaken looked at the man impetuously berating his mighty Lord. When it was clear that Sesshomar was taking no action, Jaken decided that he should.
"You fool! How dare you address Lord Sesshomaru so! He is ruler of--" Sesshomaru cut him off.
"Listen, human. I have no want or will to fight you. I am bound by my word that I would start as little trouble here as necessary." Sesshoumaru walked to stand toe to toe with the man, showing that he was taller, and more dominant, than he. "However, if you contiue this little facade, I will have no choice but to kill you."
The store cleark backed away. "L-look here. You d-don't have any right to do what you did. I'm gonna call the authorities!" With that, he ran into the store.
"Hmph. Pathetic human. Who did you give your word to, my Lord?"
Sesshoumaru looked at Jaken, who instantly apologiesd for asking things that weren't his business to know. Rin, spoke out, however, her excitement getting the better of her.
"Lord Sesshomaru promised Lady Kagome that he wouldn't slay anyone, unless they tried to hurt one of us. And that if he had to, he would also go back home, 'on the double'!"
Sesshomaru glanced at Rin, whose imitation of Kagome, had been spot on.
"Come, Rin, we must see if my castle still exists in this era."
Sesshomaru began to walk away, followed bu Rin and Jaken. Both of whom had to jog to keep up with their masters long stride.
~~~
Kagome, Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Kirara had been in the spring for almost an hour when Shippo piped up. "Hey, Kagome! Have you seen InuYasha?"
Kagome knew instantly where he was, but didn't let on. "No, but I'm sure he will be along soon." Looking to Sango she mouthed, "He went to follow his brother. I hope they don't get into back in my era."
Sango giggled wondering what the people in her time would think of them both, even just their sight could cause mayham if what Kagome said about their being no demons in her time was true.
Muttering, Sango said, "I just hope that Sesshomaru can keep his word."
~~~
They had been in Kagome's world for only two hours, when it happened. Rin was going to cross the stone path when the light looked like a little man, when one of the round footed demons attacked. It came roaring around the corner with no regards to little Rin, and struck her full force.
In shock, Jaken and Sesshoumaru could only watch in horror as Rin's limp body was flung more than thirty feet, and landed with a sickening thud, lifeless. Without further hesitation, Sesshomaru drew Tokijin and annhialated the beast that hit Rin, and then flew to her and switched his swords for Tensaiga. Looking for the underword demons, he saw them quickly, but when he swung his sword, the magic didn't come.
"My Lord?" Jaken looked distraught, clearly there was something wrong. Then it hit Sesshomaru with a blunt spike. In this time, there was little mana that it why there were only man controlled demons. The mana that fuled the saving force of his sword wasn't there. He quickly had a thought, though. If he used his Jewel shard, he would be able to use his sword, but he needed to hurry.
Within the second of holding shard to sword, he could feel the power rush back, with his second swing, Rin was saved.
"Uhh...wha...My Lord?"
With a cry, Rin lept to Sesshomaru, crying. She whispered something inaudible to Jaken, but Sesshomaru actually smiled.
Without a second thought, Sesshomaru decided that it was time to go back. This place was too dangerous, and he needed to go find herbs that would lessen the pain of the inevitble bruises that Rin would bare from his slow action.
Upon return, they went immediately to find Kagome, who was at Kaede's hut.
"Rin thanks you for allowing us to visit your home, but we have all decided that it is too dangerous for us. We bid you farewell." With that, Sesshomaru and the others left, leaving the Jewel shards behind. Kagome wondered what had happened, but knew that she would only know if Rin told her the next time they met.
At night fall, Shippo commented that they still hadn't seen InuYasha. Kagome giggled to herself, as did Sango, but told Shippo that they would do best to not bother him when they saw him in the morning.
~~~
InuYasha had been scouring the city to find his brother, but there were so many scents that his brothers had been covered. He decided that he wouldn't give up until morning, though, and continued to hop from rooftop to rooftop.


There ya' go. Sorry for the short sad scene, but I decided that there needed to be a good reason for them to go back.:\

wolfos3d
June 24th, 2005, 09:10 AM
Great job Sabe!!!:meh:

You to wolfos3d you have to right one to. I can't write stories for shit!-_-;

Sabe
June 24th, 2005, 09:28 AM
Oh, who cares. This is the first time that I've even attempted to write a true Fanfic, so if I can make a story, so can you!

Kuwabara
June 24th, 2005, 01:09 PM
Sabe that was a killer Story. Even the Part where rin got hit and Tensaiga was weak in that Era that was good.

Fedic
June 24th, 2005, 06:08 PM
These are great :)

wolfos3d
June 24th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Oh, who cares. This is the first time that I've even attempted to write a true Fanfic, so if I can make a story, so can you! I would probebly write a sentence or two, run out of idea's and forget about it for a few years.^_^; It happens to all my stories.

Tanoro
June 24th, 2005, 09:10 PM
It was a bit long for what Kuwa and I were looking for, but excellent, Sabe.

I don't mean to nit-pick, but there was a loophole. Tetsusaiga works in the present, so Tenseiga should. Inuyasha used it on the Flesh-Eating Mask. Good creativity though.

Hell_Cat_18
June 25th, 2005, 02:48 PM
Good one Sabe lol, you totally blew mine out of the water! X'D

Sabe
June 25th, 2005, 05:23 PM
I warned everyone that it would turn into a full length story...But I do have to admit, that it was fun to try to figure out Sesshomaru's character so that I could write it...

Kuwabara
June 25th, 2005, 08:01 PM
It was well worth the intrigue.

Fluffinated
November 2nd, 2005, 04:07 PM
Sesshoumaru: *walking down the street, stone faced, but confused*
Man: *Sees him, stops, stares and runs after him* Sir!
Sesshoumaru: *Pause*
Man: *Runs up to him, bows and offers a business card in both hands.*
Sesshoumaru: *baffled, he takes it and turns it over, it's a card for a modeling agency.* What purpose does this serve?
Man: I'll show you.

Two months later...

Inuyasha and Kagome are walking down the street together.

Inuyasha: *Blinks at a magazine rack* ...eh?
Kagome: *bumps into him* Hey, why did you stop?
Inuyasha: Look who became Japan's highest paid male underwear model. *Holds up a magazine with Sesshoumaru in black briefs on the cover*
Kagome: *stares*