EPPY IS PREGNANT! it is true. it has been said that it is Slege's child, but suspicions still point a finger towards Strider and the infamous Ditto! this is quite an emotional time. cravings for chocolate have already set in.

this picture tells its own story:

http://cabbitgirl.dragonslave.net/pics/eppypregnant.jpg

indeed. this is quite the AC scandal O_O

X'D As acting physician, I recommend he finish that bottle of Capt'n Morgan's as quickly as possible to ensure a healthy baby.

Sledge you cheating whore! :slap: learn how to make a cup of coffee bitch!
Ditto refuses to talk, he's just glaring at sledge suspiciously O_O

Captain Morgan's = teh best

No, it's obvious. Wolflord has been fourtiming cabbit and cammy. Oooo.

Pregnant people and alcohol shouldn't mix. Oh no! I guess that means he'll have to stay sober for a while.

Several independent studies have shown a positive link between alcohol consumption during the early weeks of pregnancy and children's IQ scores.

Cheers. :)

Upon DNA testing I will stand upon my statement in saying I had nothing to do with this. We all know it was Sledge. The way he and Eppy stare longingly at each other and everything.

You know, I have noticed a bit of a connection. OMG, a secret romance. You dirty hoe! Sledge, I can't believe you! I'M A WITNESS TOO THIS MASSACRE!

SHOCKING DEVELOMPENT! Eppy's blogs tell of a one night stand with....

AZRAEL AND DX!?!?! *gasp*

KY's stock doubled that night.

OMG!

ACEnquirer coming soon. That's just too good of a picture to not use! *ROFLMAO*

Lady, Sledge, Eppy should be on Maury. Jerry Springer is overrated. :P

He said he was on birth control, so it probably wasn't me.

*gasp* Was it Eppy himself? Inside job @_@

SHOCKING DEVELOMPENT! Eppy's blogs tell of a one night stand with....

AZRAEL AND DX!?!?! *gasp*

KY's stock doubled that night.

Say it ain't so. I'm sad now, Az promised me he would never sleep around with others. *cries*

http://cabbitgirl.dragonslave.net/pics/eppypregnant.jpg

you're possibly carrying my love child and didn't tell me!? and I had to find out like this!? *runs away crying* :cry:

:mad2: Deme!
And you! Eppels! Put down the booze aho or yer gonna give birth to a retared yeti! :x
If either of you think I'm raising that creature you've got another thing coming. I will however be more then happy to sell it to the circus :meh:

Say it ain't so. I'm sad now, Az promised me he would never sleep around with others. *cries*

Come on, you know me! Would I lie to you? Would I lie to you about that? Who are you going to believe, me or that...that whore?!

*is speechless* O_O

Who evers baby it is, I think he should chill out on the sauce

OMFG shocking !! Sledge you're in deep trouble *watches as Lady runs for the bookshelf to grab her gun -_-*

Ohh you guys are just making a big deal of this ... pppffttttt ... tomorrow although, Epples you might look something like this ^_^

Under 18 year olders, click this spoiler you may not X'D
http://assall.de/movie-prop/alien/a1_33.jpg

That little bundle of joy... *starts crying* It looks just like something me and eppy would create... *runs away crying again* :cry:

... *runs away crying again* :cry:I just got an image of you in my head, running away crying like Scotty Doo like he did at the end of Goldmember, yaaau.

i feel sorry for eppy

breaking news:

Eli and Eppy's affair over WoW???? *gasp*

SAY IT ISN'T SO!

I've been molesting that bastard for years! It better be mine!

X'D Well if that's the case we should be able to tell by how much it beats up Eppy's insides =P

:confused: is there anyone here that hasn't attacked eppy for some nookie?

well.. i havent

you lie...what about that one night in Fresno!

I haven't. Sorry, Eppy-kins, but you're not my type. :P

you lie...what about that one night in Fresno!

......*draws hidden daggers and throws them all behind her*....

youre so lucky youre pregnant

I haven't. Sorry, Eppy-kins, but you're not my type. :P

i specifically remember that vacation to the alps!

:confused: is there anyone here that hasn't attacked eppy for some nookie?

I wish I could say I haven't to this but sadly I can't.

Oh yes and I believe you Az. Sorry for putting believeing such a lie. Will you ever forgive me?

i specifically remember that vacation to the alps!

That wasn't me. That was my evil twin. Sometimes, she likes to escape the dungeon. *grumble*

you lie...what about that one night in Fresno!

good gracious! Of all the places to get your dirty dirty mcfreaky on, WHY Fresno?

Because it started with the letter F
F is just ... kinky :look:

Eppy needs to wear less lipstick. Is it just with me that he does that?

The evidence just racks up, but who does it lead to? Will we ever know who did such a horrible act? WHEN WILL IT END?

Eppy needs to wear less lipstick. Is it just with me that he does that?
He told me that I was the only special person he did that for!! :cry:

See it is thing like this is why I gave up on humans:shake:

so thats why you had me dress up like an amradillo...you SICK FUCK! >_<

That was not me I am not an armadillo person I am more of a monkey person. Have you forgotten my last avatar?